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14 Times "Hannibal"s Swiggity Swag Nightmare Stag Had No Chill

Calm down, Swiggity.

Our good friend Swiggity Swag the Nightmare Stag has been with us from the very beginning of our Hannibal journey.

Swiggity, sometimes known as Nightmare James Potter, is an essential figure in the Hannibal canon.

But Swiggity's got some boundary issues.

1. Like that time he interrupted Will's pensive nighttime walk.

2. Or when he crashed Will's camping trip.

Nobody invited you, Swiggity. Fishing does not require nightmare murder symbols.

3. Just any time Swiggity demonstrated no concept of personal space.

Here's Nightmare James Potter coming out of Will Graham's literal body.

4. Let's not forget that time Swaggity totally impersonated a hospital administrator.

5. WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE, MAN?

6. And he totally stole Will's bleeding thunder.

Look, Swaggy, actual mortals need life support here.

7. Or when he made this therapy session all about himself.

8. Swiggity really HAD to have the biggest blood splash?

9. What about that time when he just — WHAT? LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK.

WHY.

10. NO.

11. CHILL.

12. SWIGGITY WHY?

13. :(

14. *Sigh*