1. Outstanding Dog Ensemble Cast
2. Outstanding Sweating By A Male Lead
3. Outstanding Potential For Duckface Selfies
4. Outstanding Food Porn Made Of People
5. Outstandingly Beautiful Stomach-Churning Gore
6. Outstanding Performance By A Weird Stag Thing
7. Outstanding Longterm Dramatic Irony
8. Outstandingly Psychosexual Central Relationship
9. Outstanding Evidence Of A Showrunner's Obsession With Death
10. Outstanding Use Of Sweater Season
11. Outstanding Amount Of Effort Put Into A Single Instance Of Wordplay
12. Outstanding Levels Of Constant Concern By the Audience For A White Male
13. Outstanding People Who Can't Mind Their Own Business
14. Outstanding Need For Proper Medical And Psychiatric Treatment
15. Outstandingly Fluffy Fandom For Horrifically Dark Subject Matter
Who will help Will Graham? The #FANNIBALS with a Floral Crown! #HANNIBAL #HughDancy