Summer's officially over and we've only got a few months left in this year, which is wild, I know! But before we step into ~spooky season~, take a look at some of the funniest jokes from this month. Enjoy!
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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I need to you only save money live once ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\
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y’all don’t got 6 months of savings? https://t.co/dBLItfJQwg
3.
just remembered the time grimes told everyone on tiktok that she didn't know you were supposed to teach your baby words
4.
if you over 18 baby it’s time to put snapchat down
5.
my soulmate probably went thru my twitter and said nvm
6.
Me eating: My white shirt: let me taste it.
7.
a few weeks ago i had to show proof of vaccination to get into an event, so i proudly held up my phone to show the bouncer the picture of it i had saved in my favorites. he looked and said ok nice but i don’t think you meant to show me this. it was fully a picture of my asshole.
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This woman last night at the club looked at me & said "awwwwh" & hugged me. I said "damn I look that good tonight?". She said "no I just see the pain in your eyes"
9.
He found me crying, he crew too, we both crode 💔😢
10.
y'alllll a young person asked for historical fiction and I asked her if she had a particular time period in mind and she said the 80s and 90s
11.
IQ test came back negative. God is good 🙏
12.
this be me after saying idc
13.
Netflix subtitles be like [Speaking Spanish] BRO😭 translate it ?!?
14.
who is getty and why do he own all the images
15.
remember the guy who made that documentary that was like “i think mcdonalds makes you unhealthy” and ate a ton of mcdonalds for like a year and was like “im unhealthy now” and we were like WHAT??????????…….that is next years met gala theme
16.
This shit fr look like a renaissance painting
17.
Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let’s link in November”
18.
father god the men you put on this planet to build homes are gatekeeping blues clues https://t.co/qlRA7diMu7
19.
My IUD fighting for its life every night
20.
I (104M) ran away to Italy to have myself murdered by the vampire government because I thought my girlfriend (18F) killed herself after I broke up with her because my step brother (161M) tried to kill her for getting a paper cut from her birthday gift. AITA?
22.
Y’all be “moving in silence” while ur moms are posting ur every move on Facebook with pictures
23.
doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol
24.
no climate,🥺 don’t change!! 🥺🥺i know this isn’t you, look me in the eyes climate 🥺🥺🥺
25.
“age gap” um you mean the milf margin ??
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Olivia rodrigo: https://t.co/QfEnit1X4V
27.
ur in his DMs. i’m with him in the hospital. i cannot operate on him because he’s my son. i’m a doctor who’s a woman
28.
what
31.
me: we're naming him chip nurse: what's it short for? me: he's only a baby
32.
alive? you may be entitled to compensation