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    32 Hysterical Twitter Jokes That Had Me Laughing All Month Long

    "If you over 18, baby it's time to put Snapchat down."

    Summer's officially over and we've only got a few months left in this year, which is wild, I know! But before we step into ~spooky season~, take a look at some of the funniest jokes from this month. Enjoy!

    And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!


    1.

    I need to you only save money live once ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\

    Twitter: @lovinxjenni

    2.

    y’all don’t got 6 months of savings? https://t.co/dBLItfJQwg

    Twitter: @wolfnae

    3.

    just remembered the time grimes told everyone on tiktok that she didn't know you were supposed to teach your baby words

    Twitter: @kittynouveau

    4.

    if you over 18 baby it’s time to put snapchat down

    Twitter: @jordnsworld

    5.

    my soulmate probably went thru my twitter and said nvm

    Twitter: @bi222ch

    6.

    Me eating: My white shirt: let me taste it.

    Twitter: @DeejayCombs

    7.

    a few weeks ago i had to show proof of vaccination to get into an event, so i proudly held up my phone to show the bouncer the picture of it i had saved in my favorites. he looked and said ok nice but i don’t think you meant to show me this. it was fully a picture of my asshole.

    Twitter: @deejay_gray

    8.

    This woman last night at the club looked at me & said "awwwwh" & hugged me. I said "damn I look that good tonight?". She said "no I just see the pain in your eyes"

    Twitter: @GothamCityGoon

    9.

    He found me crying, he crew too, we both crode 💔😢

    Twitter: @ihatedai

    10.

    y'alllll a young person asked for historical fiction and I asked her if she had a particular time period in mind and she said the 80s and 90s

    Twitter: @StefWaterStBook

    11.

    IQ test came back negative. God is good 🙏

    Twitter: @FlapsTrax

    12.

    Twitter: @almostrobyn

    13.

    Netflix subtitles be like [Speaking Spanish] BRO😭 translate it ?!?

    Twitter: @IcyJaime

    14.

    who is getty and why do he own all the images

    Twitter: @sariyahive

    15.

    remember the guy who made that documentary that was like “i think mcdonalds makes you unhealthy” and ate a ton of mcdonalds for like a year and was like “im unhealthy now” and we were like WHAT??????????…….that is next years met gala theme

    Twitter: @kristoferthomas

    16.

    This shit fr look like a renaissance painting

    Twitter: @PAPA_B0NER

    17.

    Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let’s link in November”

    Twitter: @chandannn___

    18.

    father god the men you put on this planet to build homes are gatekeeping blues clues https://t.co/qlRA7diMu7

    Twitter: @Glo2DaMoon

    19.

    My IUD fighting for its life every night

    Twitter: @spiritualSab

    20.

    I (104M) ran away to Italy to have myself murdered by the vampire government because I thought my girlfriend (18F) killed herself after I broke up with her because my step brother (161M) tried to kill her for getting a paper cut from her birthday gift. AITA?

    Twitter: @elissa_rizzo

    21.

    Twitter: @luvmdrea

    22.

    Y’all be “moving in silence” while ur moms are posting ur every move on Facebook with pictures

    Twitter: @CaitCamelia

    23.

    doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol

    Twitter: @aly__dixon

    24.

    no climate,🥺 don’t change!! 🥺🥺i know this isn’t you, look me in the eyes climate 🥺🥺🥺

    Twitter: @userr8008135

    25.

    “age gap” um you mean the milf margin ??

    Twitter: @gaymoomin

    26.

    Olivia rodrigo: https://t.co/QfEnit1X4V

    Twitter: @12i4o2

    27.

    ur in his DMs. i’m with him in the hospital. i cannot operate on him because he’s my son. i’m a doctor who’s a woman

    Twitter: @c_lapuhl

    28.

    Twitter: @cooldooski

    29.

    Twitter: @FatherPrime7

    30.

    Twitter: @nonbinarybooty

    31.

    me: we're naming him chip nurse: what's it short for? me: he's only a baby

    Twitter: @mrjohndarby

    32.

    alive? you may be entitled to compensation

    Twitter: @FredTaming