To say 2020 hasn't gone as we planned is definitely an understatement.
But even in the worst of times, Twitter came through with some MUCH needed comic relief. So here are some super-viral tweets that'll probably have you snickering like a child for a few minutes:
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men be like, “the last thing i ever want to do is hurt u..................but its still on my list”
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aight imma head out
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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday
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friend: i can’t find his insta me:
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After ya third sneeze, that’s between you and GOD. I done did all I could do
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This meal prepping shit easy
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Quarantine day 6.
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Pollen still coming out during a global pandemic??? Bitch read the room
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This dog hit the “woah” better than some of you 🤷🏽♂️
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me sprinkling “but that’s just me” after giving someone advice so they can’t say i ruined their life
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villain: ok we've injected you with truth serum Tony the Tiger: they're fine
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Someone: wtf it smells like oranges *me behind them*
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Teacher: "If you made the honor-roll you may be dismissed to the pizza party." Me:
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Time to go take a stupid little fucking afternoon stroll
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i squeeze my girl when she on her period bc she my little ketchup packet
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"2020 sucks! It can't possibly get any worse" April:
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me at lunch with my friends
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me telling my future children about what being quarantined was like:
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in my first zoom class prof started sharing screen and one of her folders is just in all caps DIVORCE
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Me being discovered after one week of quarantine
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*day 4 of quarantine with my family* my sister: w- me:
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one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game. emphasis on one time
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Work : Your time off request has been denied Me :
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Finally putting these jobless humans to some use
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Never in my life have i seen a video so fucking adorable, his little giggle😭🥺no stop can’t cope
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grandpa joe : stays in bed for 20 yrs letting his poor family take care of him and not doing shit to help them charlie : gets a golden ticket grandpa joe :
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I just went outside and lemme just say, THAT SUN HIT DIFFERENT WHEN ITS ILLEGAL
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It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.
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I AM HOWLING
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y’all... i just hit a new low. i’m in an Uber hungover as fuck, i tried holding in my puke but i couldn’t, opened the door at a red light and puked, told her “sorry, i’m pregnant and my morning sickness is bad” and she was like “aweeee!!” LMAO IM GOING TO HELL
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My boyfriend always feeds me the first bite of whatever he’s eating. You’d be tempted to think that’s cute but if you know him then you know that he’s most likely using me to check if his food has been poisoned
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guys be havin 25 roommates and want u to come over im staying home brockhampton
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I told my man I wanted to go to a restaurant where they cook infront of you so he brought me to subway 💖
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stranger at the library: can you watch my stuff? me:
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our kids: what happened in 2020 us:
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Bruh I would’ve started saving my money in 5th grade if I knew bills was like this🙄🙄
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When y'all said 2020 was gonna be a movie....what genre did y'all mean exactly......
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My man will just have to stand on the promises of God https://t.co/WAs8JRwU4p
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she was anemic and i was her iron man
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“he’s dead to me” lmaooo white mom tik tok got me rolling 😭😭😭
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they put u to sleep during surgery bc the government doesn’t want u to know that ur actually a cake
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Soap when you drop it in the shower
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“dId YOu CuM?” Yeah to my senses.....Pass my Heelys I’ma roll outta here
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just to feel something
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Me at the club in 6 months having flashbacks to quarantine cause the DJ played “Savage”: