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How Many Of These Things Have You Stuck Your Dick In?

How well-travelled is your gentlemanly member?

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    A butt
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    A vagina
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    A mouth
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    An armpit
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    Your hand
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    Someone else's hand
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    A mannequin's hand
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    Between two feet
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    Between two asscheeks like a hotdog
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    An actual hot dog bun
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    Underneath someone's nose like a penis mustache
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    Between two boobs
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    Your cousin
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    Your worst enemy
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    Your best friend
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    Someone you were kinda "eh" about
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    A rolled up slice of pizza
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    Eyeballs
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    A jar of smooth peanut butter
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    A jar of crunchy peanut butter
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    An apple pie
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    A pumpkin pie
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    A big bowl of cookie dough
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    A gun holster
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    A banana peel
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    A toaster or toaster-oven
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    A Jell-O mold
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    A crusty French baguette
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    A pot of spaghetti
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    A hottub jet
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    The hole of a bagel
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    The hole of a bagel with cream cheese
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    A jelly donut
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    A muddy hole in the ground you dug yourself
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    A pile of warm laundry
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    A couch
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    A pumpkin with a hole cut out
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    A bucket of worms
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    A pile of garbage
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    A human pile of garbage
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    A pile of gummy worms
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    A pile of gummy vaginas
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    A pile of gummy dicks
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    A pair of shoes
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    Pudding
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    A leather penis-holder
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    A blow up doll
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    A hollowed-out papaya
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    An exhaust pipe
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    A lobster roll
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    The ocean
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    A burrito
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    A water bottle
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    A bottle of Gatorade
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    Toilet paper roll
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    Grape jelly
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    A warm stick of butter
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    A vacuum hose
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    A deep dish pizza
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    A mason jar
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    An ice cream cake
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    A wall outlet
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    A taco
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    A sock
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    A grapefruit
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    An algebra text book
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    A milkshake
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    An oyster
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    A tissue box
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    A gutted cucumber
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    A rotten peach
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    Just some plastic bags
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    A cupcake
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    A container of thick Greek yogurt
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    An M&M Minis tube
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    One of those water snake toys from the '90s
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    A Toblerone package
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    Hot tar
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    A lukewarm cup of yesterday's coffee
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    A tub of creamy hummus
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    A latex glove full of mayo
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    A fistful of satin sheets
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    The belt loops of a pair of jeans
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    Wet cement
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    A rainbow scrunchie
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    A childhood toy
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    A pile of wet leaves
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    A snowman or snowwoman
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    A Jenga tower
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    A closing subway door
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    An economy-sized container of mouthwash
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    A keyhole
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    A Fleshlight
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    A scarecrow stuffed with old Chinese food
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    An uncooked meatloaf
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    A hunk of clay modeled to look like Danny DeVito's fist
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    A penis pump
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    A bowl of soggy Cheerios
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    Your own mouth
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    Your own butt

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