A buttA vaginaA mouthAn armpitYour handSomeone else's handA mannequin's handBetween two feetBetween two asscheeks like a hotdogAn actual hot dog bunUnderneath someone's nose like a penis mustacheBetween two boobsYour cousinYour worst enemyYour best friendSomeone you were kinda "eh" aboutA rolled up slice of pizzaEyeballsA jar of smooth peanut butterA jar of crunchy peanut butterAn apple pieA pumpkin pieA big bowl of cookie doughA gun holsterA banana peelA toaster or toaster-ovenA Jell-O moldA crusty French baguetteA pot of spaghettiA hottub jetThe hole of a bagelThe hole of a bagel with cream cheeseA jelly donutA muddy hole in the ground you dug yourselfA pile of warm laundryA couchA pumpkin with a hole cut outA bucket of wormsA pile of garbageA human pile of garbageA pile of gummy wormsA pile of gummy vaginasA pile of gummy dicksA pair of shoesPuddingA leather penis-holderA blow up dollA hollowed-out papayaAn exhaust pipeA lobster rollThe oceanA burritoA water bottleA bottle of GatoradeToilet paper rollGrape jellyA warm stick of butterA vacuum hoseA deep dish pizzaA mason jarAn ice cream cakeA wall outletA tacoA sockA grapefruitAn algebra text bookA milkshakeAn oysterA tissue boxA gutted cucumberA rotten peachJust some plastic bagsA cupcakeA container of thick Greek yogurtAn M&M Minis tubeOne of those water snake toys from the '90sA Toblerone packageHot tarA lukewarm cup of yesterday's coffeeA tub of creamy hummusA latex glove full of mayoA fistful of satin sheetsThe belt loops of a pair of jeansWet cementA rainbow scrunchieA childhood toyA pile of wet leavesA snowman or snowwomanA Jenga towerA closing subway doorAn economy-sized container of mouthwashA keyholeA FleshlightA scarecrow stuffed with old Chinese foodAn uncooked meatloafA hunk of clay modeled to look like Danny DeVito's fistA penis pumpA bowl of soggy CheeriosYour own mouthYour own butt
How Many Of These Things Have You Stuck Your Dick In?
Wow! You either don't have a dick or you keep it shrink-wrapped in plastic.
Your dick is pretty well traveled. But there's still so much for your dick to experience! Go forth and insert!
You are a connoisseur of dick-dipping! Where will you insert next? The world is your jar of peanut butter!
You're the prince of penetration! Is there anything you won't stick your dick in? Probably not!
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