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How Many Of These Things Have You Stuck Your Dick In?

How well-travelled is your gentlemanly member?

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    A butt
    A vagina
    A mouth
    An armpit
    Your hand
    Someone else's hand
    A mannequin's hand
    Between two feet
    Between two asscheeks like a hotdog
    An actual hot dog bun
    Underneath someone's nose like a penis mustache
    Between two boobs
    Your cousin
    Your worst enemy
    Your best friend
    Someone you were kinda "eh" about
    A rolled up slice of pizza
    Eyeballs
    A jar of smooth peanut butter
    A jar of crunchy peanut butter
    An apple pie
    A pumpkin pie
    A big bowl of cookie dough
    A gun holster
    A banana peel
    A toaster or toaster-oven
    A Jell-O mold
    A crusty French baguette
    A pot of spaghetti
    A hottub jet
    The hole of a bagel
    The hole of a bagel with cream cheese
    A jelly donut
    A muddy hole in the ground you dug yourself
    A pile of warm laundry
    A couch
    A pumpkin with a hole cut out
    A bucket of worms
    A pile of garbage
    A human pile of garbage
    A pile of gummy worms
    A pile of gummy vaginas
    A pile of gummy dicks
    A pair of shoes
    Pudding
    A leather penis-holder
    A blow up doll
    A hollowed-out papaya
    An exhaust pipe
    A lobster roll
    The ocean
    A burrito
    A water bottle
    A bottle of Gatorade
    Toilet paper roll
    Grape jelly
    A warm stick of butter
    A vacuum hose
    A deep dish pizza
    A mason jar
    An ice cream cake
    A wall outlet
    A taco
    A sock
    A grapefruit
    An algebra text book
    A milkshake
    An oyster
    A tissue box
    A gutted cucumber
    A rotten peach
    Just some plastic bags
    A cupcake
    A container of thick Greek yogurt
    An M&M Minis tube
    One of those water snake toys from the '90s
    A Toblerone package
    Hot tar
    A lukewarm cup of yesterday's coffee
    A tub of creamy hummus
    A latex glove full of mayo
    A fistful of satin sheets
    The belt loops of a pair of jeans
    Wet cement
    A rainbow scrunchie
    A childhood toy
    A pile of wet leaves
    A snowman or snowwoman
    A Jenga tower
    A closing subway door
    An economy-sized container of mouthwash
    A keyhole
    A Fleshlight
    A scarecrow stuffed with old Chinese food
    An uncooked meatloaf
    A hunk of clay modeled to look like Danny DeVito's fist
    A penis pump
    A bowl of soggy Cheerios
    Your own mouth
    Your own butt

How Many Of These Things Have You Stuck Your Dick In?

Wow! You either don't have a dick or you keep it shrink-wrapped in plastic.

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Your dick is pretty well traveled. But there's still so much for your dick to experience! Go forth and insert!

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You are a connoisseur of dick-dipping! Where will you insert next? The world is your jar of peanut butter!

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You're the prince of penetration! Is there anything you won't stick your dick in? Probably not!

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