Reply “You too!” when waitstaff said “Enjoy your food”?Do a weird dance with someone for several seconds when trying to walk around them?Text the wrong person?Text something revealing to the wrong person?Text “mommy” to someone other than your mom?Delete a tweet because of a spelling error?Delete a tweet because you realized the tweet was stupid?Delete several tweets?Talk about someone and then realize they were right behind you?Take someone’s seat but not say anything?Awkwardly laugh about something to yourself in public?Try to swipe your credit card to get onto the bus or train?Come home and put your key in the door of the wrong apartment?Zone out and then realize you had been staring at someone for several minutes?Make eye contact with someone and wave at them but realize they were never looking at you?Try to talk to someone but they had headphones in and didn’t hear you, so you were just talking to no one?Tell someone something about them was “on fleek” even though you knew you couldn’t pull off that expression?And immediately regret it, and tried to pretend it never happened?But you both knew it happened?Try to say “AF” out loud but you weren’t sure if it was “A-F” or “Af”?Hug someone when they were just going for a handshake?Hug someone when they were actually going in for a kiss?Have a really awkward first date?Have a really awkward last date?Swipe right on someone you already knew IRL?Trip and fall in front of your crush?Trip and fall in front of your crush…over nothing?Stutter while talking to your crush?Accidentally show your crush that they were in your recent search history?Accidentally undertip someone?Accidentally undertip someone because you’re really bad at math?Forget the name of someone you’ve met several times?Forget the name of a coworker?Forget the name of someone you’ve known for years?Get in someone’s way on the sidewalk because you stopped to take a selfie?Unfollow, and then re-follow someone on social media?Accidentally tag some random person in a photo that you didn’t mean to tag?Accidentally like a photo that you didn’t mean to like?Accidentally like your own photo?
How Awkward Were You In 2015?
Nice going, you were cool as a cucumber in 2015! Are you saving all your awkwardness for 2016? Let's hope not!
Alright, you had a few mishaps, so what? It's the end of the year; your slate is about to be wiped clean. No one remembers any of that weird stuff anyway (probably).
Hey, uh...sorry about all that stuff. If it's any consolation, I know how you feel. Oh, uh, before you go...take my card. There's the number of a support group on there. We're called the Awkies. Okay, um, see ya in 2016!