1. Quivering butt, ready to pounce:
2. Rolling back and forth on the carpet:
3. Making squinty eyes at you:
4. Raised butt in your face:
5. Sleeping in a perfect circle:
6. "Kneading" with its paws:
7. Sitting in "cat loaf" formation:
8. One leg extended during bath time:
9. Showing its belly to you:
10. Staring off into space, wide-eyed:
11. Sleeping in boxes:
12. The "hug 'n' bite":
13. Chirping out the window at birds:
14. Sitting on your computer when you need to work:
15. Nowhere to be found, no matter how hard you look:
Illustrations by Adam Ellis.