How Long Would You Last On "RuPaul's Drag Race"?
Your uniqueness, charisma, nerve, and talent would take you all the way to the end!
You'd make it to the end, but the crown remains out of reach. There's always All Stars!
Don't be ashamed—Shangela was the first to leave on her season, and now she's a big star! Hallelu!
Look, reality TV is tough. But now you get to go home and take a nap! There's always the chance Ru will bring you back as a surprise contestant.
The competition is fierce! You almost made the top three, but you were edged out for some reason. Hold your head high and start selling T-shirts on Instagram, gurl!
And make sure never to actually tell the media what you did. Keep an air of mystery about you so you can sell more copies of your book!
"I don't think I belong here."
You try out every year, but never get a callback. But hey, that's OK! You'll always have your Drag Race recap blog, which only your Aunt Janice reads.