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How British Are Your Problems?

When someone doesn't respect the queuing system.

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  1. Tick off all the things that are problems in your life.

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    Someone using your favourite mug.
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    Someone making themselves a cup of tea, but not offering to make you one.
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    When you offer to make tea and someone actually accepts your offer.
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    When someone makes you a cup of tea and puts the milk in first.
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    Dropping a biscuit in your tea.
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    When you have to do the awkward fast walk because someone is holding a door open for you.
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    When someone doesn't say thank you when you hold a door open.
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    When it's more than 24°C and you're stuck at work.
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    When it's more than 24°C and there is no space in the park.
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    Forgetting your umbrella when it's pissing it down.
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    Wearing your big coat in the morning and then being too hot for the rest of the day.
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    When the person in front of you doesn't have their money ready.
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    When the self checkout machine tells you there's an unexpected item in the bagging area, and there ISN'T.
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    Slightly jogging for a bus and then missing it.
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    Having to repeat yourself more than once because someone couldn't hear you.
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    Having to ask someone to repeat something more than once because you couldn't hear them.
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    The door bell ringing when you're not expecting anyone.
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    Having to sign for a package in your pyjamas.
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    Paying more than £4 for a pint.
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    Having to pretend who don't know whose round it is when you know exactly whose round it is (not yours).
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    Finally getting a doctor's appointment, and then feeling 100% better.
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    When you ask if someone wants the last roast potato and they actually take it.
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    When you ask if someone wants the last biscuit and they actually take it.
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    When strangers smile at you in public
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    Making eye contact with people in public.
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    When you ask someone how they are and they actually tell you.
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    Someone not respecting the queuing system.
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    People who get on the train before they let you off.
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    Forgetting your "Bag for life" and having to buy another one.
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    Refusing to pay 5p for a bag so carrying all of your items.
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    When the phone rings and it's an unknown number.
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    When the phone rings and it's someone calling about PPI.
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    Whenever the phone rings.
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    When they've run out of you favourite sandwhich, so you have to settle for your second favourite.
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    When the waiter at Nando's asks if you've been there before.
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