We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the cringiest things, they or someone else has said in bed. Here are some of the best responses!
2. “I was giving him a blowjob and right before he finished, he said "God it’s like you took your teeth out.”"
Submitted by ele4dd60525d
4. "Just as we get into it, he leans in and whispers, "Is this your first time?" It definitely wasn't. It was our second time that week. "
Submitted by Kristen N. Brown, Facebook
6. "I’m not sure if he was trying to say “I love you” or “OH GOD”…but he ended up yelling “I LOVE YOU GOD!” when he came. The best part was hearing my roommate hysterically laughing on the other side of the wall."
Submitted by josis3
8. "One of my ex-boyfriends let out a massive fart once while balls-deep inside of me. He stopped and starting laughing for several minutes, then he topped it off after catching his breath with, "DAMN THAT WAS BETTER THAN SEX."
Submitted by Ryan Michael Wildgoose, Facebook
10. "He took out his junk and tapped it against my pubic bone and said “knock knock…”
Submitted by MW1776
12. "I had a guy tell me, mid-penetration, “you know, I thought this might work for me but I think I’m actually only attracted to Asian women.”
Submitted by loganm440b1d57b
14. My ex boyfriend looked at me midway through a solid makeout sesh and said “I can’t wait to insert my appendages into your orifices.”
Submitted by carlij3
16. "My boyfriend and I were having sex, he said “Oh, your pH is so good.” The next day I asked him about it and he answered, “Ohhh! I was pretending my dick was a pH tester and I was dipping in and getting the sample.”
Submitted by jennifern49169f1d8
18. "I was hooking up with a guy and he tried to be seductive and said “Tell me what you want”. Without thinking, my response was “What I really, really want?”. Luckily he found the Spice Girls reference amusing."
Submitted by camillegoodwin6
20. "We had been eating some cookies, and when we finished he put the plate aside, looked me dead in the eye and said “NOW IT"S TIME FOR MY MILK” and began sucking on my nipples."
Submitted by lenat4c83b552c
22. My ex and I were about to have sex and I told him I was on my period. His response? “Call me Moses.”
Submitted by brynnc40458a4e6
24. "Here comes the train. Choo Choo".
Submitted by aktjjt