Hey, you know what’s even cooler than triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed!

Miranda… I don’t really know what this means. I’ve seen 5 minutes of the show. I’m pretty sure we all answered “point and laugh and tell everyone” to the “your friend shit her pants” question and that’s how we all arrived at being a Miranda? Amirite?

I tried to use ramen in place of regular spaghetti once… Topped it with red sauce, was super pumped, took a bite, and threw it in the trash. It tasted like vomit. No matter how broke I am, I’ll stick with the normal rules of ramen, thanks.

I still can’t get over this… The only sport I enjoy, the only team I love, pulled this off!

“Portrayed” I love it.

*bother. I’m just way too incoherent to handle the internet right now… I’ve lost the ability to read and write.

Never mind, I’m an idiot. I read it as Charlton, Ma. As in Massachusetts. Didn’t bothering reading the truck. It’s late. I’m tired. I should stop browsing buzzfeed and sleep.

12 is Charlton, not “Charleton”.