The Phantom Menace
Response to How Employable Are You Actually?:
On Buzzfeed: You got: Can we hire you now?
Wow. You’re basically a dream hire. Do you want my job? You’d definitely do it better than me, because you can do anything. You’re a goddamn perfect human being, and we all bow down to you. IRL: “Sorry, you’re too qualified for this position. Because you’d probably leave when something better came along. I mean, if I was as qualified as you, I wouldn’t work here.” - Insecure and Defensive Boss Who Only Hires People Clearly Dumber Than Himself (which is all of them)
The music has been reduced to schoolyard chants as well, according to experts.
#1 Parking Garage is definitely number one.
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