Tan Mom is divorcing her husband, citing his small penis as the reason why. Oof.
Justin Bieber was apparently seen sneaking out of a brothel in Rio over the weekend.
Blake Lively tells The Daily Mail about how she gets her slammin’ body, and it’s as eyeroll-inducing as you’d expect:
“I do nothing! I’m lucky to have a very active lifestyle. I’m always running around everywhere… So I don’t need to hire a coach or watch what I eat. I can’t start my day off without a mug of hot chocolate or finishing off the day with a few squares of dark chocolate… It keeps me feeling happy.”
Michelle Pfiffer says she was in a “very controlling” cult before she became famous. She tells Us Weekly, “I wasn’t living with them but I was there a lot and they were always telling me I needed to come more. I had to pay for all the time I was there, so it was financially very draining.”
Emile Hirsch now has a baby son named Valor, a result of an apparent hookup.
Here’s a photo of Adam Lambert passing a blunt to Miley Cyrus at a Halloween party.
Supposedly at that same Halloween party, Miley made out with Benji Madden of Good Charlotte fame.
Teen Mom Amber Portwood was released from jail today.
Drew Barrymore is pregnant with her second child.
Mindy Kaling has a fascination with serial killers.
Pamela Anderson ran the NYC marathon, was a bit beat after.
Austin Mahone is doing much better after his blood clot.
Lydia from RHOC is leaving the show. Bye, gurl.
Brody Jenner is single.