Scarlett Johansson Is Reportedly Married Now

That story and more in today's gossip roundup.

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Sorry, world: It would appear that Scarlett Johansson went and got married without even asking your permission first. Page Six reports that ScarJo and Romain Dauriac wed shortly after the birth of their daughter and have kept it a secret ever since.

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E! officially named Kathy Griffin as Joan Rivers' replacement on Fashion Police. Joining her on the new season will be Brad Goreski.

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Snooki married her man Jionni LaValle over the weekend and spent their first day of wedded bliss at McDonald's. You can take the girl out of the Jersey Shore...

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Mel B opened up in an interview with The Guardian about her four-year relationship with a mom she met at her daughter's school:

"I did have a four-year relationship with a woman," Brown said. "But I've been very happily married for seven years to a penis. An amazing guy. Well, you know what I mean. But I've definitely not been shy or been one to hold back. If I wanted to try something, I did. I had a girlfriend. So what?"

So what indeed.

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Susan Boyle has a boyfriend now — her first — at 53 years old. He's an American and a doctor, so, you go, SoBo!

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Freddie Prinze Jr. announced via Twitter that he underwent spinal surgery on Nov. 20 and is recuperating with his family at home (and wearing a ~fashionable~ neck brace to boot).

Sound the alarm: FKA Twigs called Robert Pattinson "the man that I love."

Mama June is considering getting back together with Sugar Bear.

Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are still going strong.

What is up with this Interview mag shoot with Madonna?

Also, what is up with this phony boxing match, Mickey Rourke?

Christian Bale to George Clooney: "Just shut up."

Rosie O'Donnell might be leaving The View.

Prince Harry has anxiety.