Miley Cyrus Is Not Engaged, Y’all

Today’s Twitter Buzz: Miley’s not engaged to her “Hunger Games” boyfriend, but she sure has been flaunting a topaz rock on her ring finger for what reason, exactly?

I'm not engaged. I've worn this same ring on this finger since November! People just wanna find something to tal about! It's a topaz people!

— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 26, 2012

Source: @MileyCyrus

Regarding James Cameron...can fish roll their eyes?

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 26, 2012

Source: @billyeichner

I like Venetian blinds better than curtains.

— Larry King(@kingsthings) March 26, 2012

Source: @kingsthings

Apparently, the original title for MTV's 'Cribs' was 'Fuck You'.

— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg) March 26, 2012

Source: @simonpegg

Starting to feel like that Under Armor logo is going to kill us all.

— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) March 26, 2012

Source: @mradamscott

That awkward moment when u enthusiastically say hi 2 some1 w a backcracking hug and then u realize its not who you thought it was. LMAO

— Ricky Martin (@ricky_martin) March 26, 2012

Source: @ricky_martin

Happy Birthday to my dear friend @TheRealNimoy ! My best, Bill

— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) March 26, 2012

Source: @WilliamShatner

WHAT?!?! #1 on ITUNES!!! haha. I LOVE U PEOPLE!! thank u!! NOw let's keep it there and go for our first BILLOARD #1!! this is nuts! #BLESSED

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 26, 2012

Source: @justinbieber

Is it a smart investment to put all your money in Scramble with Friends tokens?

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) March 26, 2012

Source: @azizansari

Does anyone know who this is? There was 1K in the envelope!!! t.co/ZJpgmLxF

— timheidecker (@timheidecker) March 26, 2012

Source: @timheidecker

Hey everybody! Chocolate Labradors are NOT chocolate! Yuck!

— Andy Richter (@Andy_Richter) March 26, 2012

Source: @Andy_Richter

First day of school at Hot In Cleveland. Can't wait to work with these ladies.

— Kristin Chenoweth (@KChenoweth) March 26, 2012

Source: @KChenoweth

I met him once. He was really boring & his chicks left him for me. RT: @EthanSuplee - Judah, how do you stack up against the Dos Equis dude?

— Judah Friedlander (@JudahWorldChamp) March 26, 2012

Source: @JudahWorldChamp

We screamin "M O B" most of us got BMs

— Wale Folarin(@Wale) March 26, 2012

Source: @Wale

thanks for your #Emmy hosting congratulations.I'll try not to embarrass us.

— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) March 26, 2012

Source: @jimmykimmel

Shooting for @opensky. Hilarious t.co/aaNXByqz

— Kelly K. Bensimon (@kellybensimon) March 26, 2012

Source: @kellybensimon

It's too early to be wearing a cape. #FilmingGlee

— Chris Colfer (@chriscolfer) March 26, 2012

Source: @chriscolfer

somebody's got a case of the mondays

— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) March 26, 2012

Source: @CoryMonteith

Zoobezoobezoooooo #MadMen

— Minka Kelly (@minkakelly) March 26, 2012

Source: @minkakelly

Silence is Golden so my chain don't make a soundt.co/20hyiwjf

— Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) March 26, 2012

Source: @chrisbrown

Everyone's got their own life to live and their own mistakes to make.

— Dolly Parton (@Dolly_Parton) March 26, 2012

Source: @Dolly_Parton

I hate when a flight attendant talks to me like I am an idiot and don't know what to do.I am a 1million mile memeber and Plat member Aa.

— mary carey (@realmarycarey) March 26, 2012

Source: @realmarycarey

I seriously love to hide in the corner and people watch.Lolol

— Kendra Wilkinson (@KendraWilkinson) March 26, 2012

Source: @KendraWilkinson

I complete you .my life sucks but its better than yours .no way Jose

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 26, 2012

Source: @JoseCanseco

Should I do Wendy Williams? t.co/hHWVpnE2

— Damon Wayans (@DamonkWayans) March 26, 2012

Source: @DamonkWayans

"But I still havent found what Im lookin for.." Thanks for that one #Bono #Love

— Juliette Lewis (@JulietteLewis) March 26, 2012

Source: @JulietteLewis

(Dennis, the webmaster here): Spoke to Chuck last night. He's fine and is recovering. Thank you all for your well wishes.

— Chuck Palahniuk (@chuckpalahniuk) March 26, 2012

Source: @chuckpalahniuk

Whenever I look up a see a beautiful sky with puffy clouds I think, "That's where my iTunes are."

— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) March 26, 2012

Source: @AlbertBrooks

Ladies disagree RT @dcralls: @robcorddry ruins #childrenshospital for me

— rob corddry (@robcorddry) March 26, 2012

Source: @robcorddry

Twitterers. I wanna take this opportunity, to show my appreciation and just generally thank the universe.......for Karl Pilkington.

— Jamie Bell (@1jamiebell) March 26, 2012

Source: @1jamiebell

When I first told Karl the idea of cycling round the world with Warwick in the basket, he said: "So I'm doin' all the f'ckin peddlin'?"

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) March 26, 2012

Source: @rickygervais

All of you posting Mad Men spoilers are pedophiles.

— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) March 26, 2012

Source: @kumailn

As it turns out, the leading cause of teenage pregnancy is the exact same cause of adult pregnancy. It's fucking.

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) March 26, 2012

Source: @JennyJohnsonHi5

Avery and I were barely home from Aspen and already were on a mother/daughter shopping trip lol t.co/jNifv6uI

— Ramona Singer (@ramonasinger) March 26, 2012

Source: @ramonasinger

ok wow. this whole Goyte album is some dope ass shit.

— Eric Stonestreet (@ericstonestreet) March 26, 2012

Source: @ericstonestreet

to all the people telling me i'm late to the Goyte party. good for you. i get it. you are on the cutting edge of life. u all win.

— Eric Stonestreet (@ericstonestreet) March 26, 2012

Source: @ericstonestreet

There really isn't enough sleep apnea mask erotic fan fiction.

— mileskahn (@mileskahn) March 26, 2012

Source: @mileskahn

I don't want to live in a world where Dick Cheney has access to healthcare and working women don't.

— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) March 26, 2012

Source: @BorowitzReport

Tebow has like the greatest attitude about this situation, "My goal is to improve everyday and help the team in any way I can." #dope

— Jay Pharoah (@JayPharoah) March 26, 2012

Source: @JayPharoah

I keep buying colours on draw something and they keep going missing. Why ???????

— lilyrosecooper (@MrsLRCooper) March 26, 2012

Source: @MrsLRCooper

When I have to pee, nothing else matters.

— John Mulaney (@mulaney) March 26, 2012

Source: @mulaney

I feel bad for the first guy who farted. He probably thought his asshole was haunted by smelly ghosts.

— Nick Swardson (@NickSwardson) March 26, 2012

Source: @NickSwardson

Ok who saw my husband bare ass naked on @sho_shamless?

— lisa rinna (@lisarinna) March 26, 2012

Source: @lisarinna

OMG even I was Shocked!

— lisa rinna (@lisarinna) March 26, 2012

Source: @lisarinna

Ladies, you can't change your man. You can only auto-tune him.

— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) March 26, 2012

Source: @birbigs

Sloths t.co/XJo9liJE

— dıpןo (@diplo) March 26, 2012

Source: @diplo

Do shrooms and you will never look at carpets or drapes the same way again.

— Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) March 26, 2012

Source: @evanrachelwood

Telling ghost stories around a campfire in the woods. #priceless.

— Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) March 26, 2012

Source: @evanrachelwood

Man, high powered pain killers + radiohead = dangerous territory for me. I gotta get outta this hospital. This is getting to good 😁

— jack osbourne (@MrJackO) March 26, 2012

Source: @MrJackO

I blame THC

— Don Cheadle (@IamDonCheadle) March 26, 2012

Source: @IamDonCheadle