“I’m dieting right now, because I gained, like, 25 pounds and you know I really don’t feel bad about it, not even for a second. I have to be on such a strict diet constantly. It’s hard because it’s a quite vigorous show, so I tend to bulk up, get muscular, and I really don’t like that. So I’m trying to find a new balance. I love eating pasta and pizza, I’m a New York Italian girl. That’s why I have been staying out of New York. My father opened a restaurant. It’s so amazing … it’s so freaking delicious, but I’m telling you I gain five pounds every time I go in there. So my dad wants me to eat at the restaurant, and I’m, like, I’ve got to go where I can drink green juice.”
Sure, sure… I’ll think you’ll be fine if you just lay off the weed.
“Lindsay was, like, 11 [in The Parent Trap]. She was a very self-aware, smart kid who could act effortlessly. It’s just a chapter of her story, what she’s been going through over the past years. It’s not what one expected, but Lindsay’s story is not over.”
Kanye West supposedly stars in a sex tape with a Kim Kardashian lookalike and Ye is trying to do everything he can to stop it being published.
Amanda Bynes has now been dropped by her agent, publicist, and lawyer. In happier news, Goodyear offered both she and Lindsay Lohan driving lessons!
Paris Hilton made an apology for her horrible comments about gay people, nobody really buys it.
ABC is developing a new series based upon the movie A Knight’s Tale, the movie that starred Heath Ledger.
Scarlett Johansson is heading to Broadway to star in the revival of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
Justin Timberlake had a bachelor party in Las Vegas so I guess he REALLY IS going to marry that Jessica Biel character.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth bought a McClaren, whatever that is.
Stephen Colbert is slated to appear on The Office this season as “Broccoli Rob,” one of Andy’s friends from his college a cappella group.
Helen Mirren will reprise her role as Queen Elizabeth once more.
Kristin Cavillari has already lost all of her baby weight.
Carmen Electra says goodbye to summer by sucking on an ice cream pop in a bikini.
Heeere’s Shakira’s pregnancy curves!
Harry Styles is smitten with Natalie Imbruglia, must not realize she’s at least 15 years his senior.
Dina Lohan is blaming Lindsay’s “sketchy” assistant for all of her troubles.
This could be a better representation of Liz & Dick.
Carson Daly trashed Britney Spears and the X Factor, which would seem totally wrong if it was still 1999.
This might be the worst thing ever shown on television.