You guys, Katy Perry really, definitely, absolutely didn’t hook up with Robert Pattinson. How do we know? She farts in front of him:
“OK, so here’s the proof there was never anything going on with me and Robert Pattinson. I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never, ever fart in front of a man I am dating. That’s a rule. He’s my bud, I’m like his big sister. We just hang out. The other day, I said: ‘One of the things I’m most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.’ And that’s true.”
One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson has been signed to a professional soccer team.
Joan Collins hopes to block sales of Shirley Jones’s upcoming autobiography because of some salacious details including a proposed foursome:
According to the book, Shirley and her then-husband Jack Cassidy were at the home of Joan Collins and Tony Newley for dinner … and after dinner, Tony proposed they all get naked and watch porn together. Shirley writes, “It was clear what Tony was leading up to — swinging.”
Nick Cannon will replace Robin Leach in a new and revamped version of Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous.
Simon Cowell was named in his baby mama (and best friend)’s divorce papers. Ouch!
Chris O’Dowd is raising money for testicular cancer research by championing “SkyBalls.”
Justin Bieber put a fan’s phone down his pants.
Here’s a rumor about Kourtney Kardashian being pregnant again.
Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston have chickens.
Bethenny Frankel says she doesn’t feel bad for Teresa Giudice.
Lil Twist was named in a battery report that took place at Justin Bieber’s house.
Oh, look: it’s Miley Cyrus making out with an adult baby.
Lena Dunham will stalk Kerry Washington at the Emmys.
Patti Stanger says her two breast reductions improved her dating life.
Ben Affleck has no plans to work with Lindsay Lohan.
Donnie Wahlberg shared a shirtless photo.
Rihanna has a new short ‘do.