“A drunk guy vomited over the railing onto about a dozen audience members seated in the orchestra, right in the middle of one of Rudd’s big monologues on Wednesday. There was mass chaos for several minutes, but the cast played right on through, ignoring the disruption. It was very apparent that alcohol was to blame.”
“I will have some 70 percent beef, 30 percent fat ground beef, maybe a half pound cheeseburger with another three types of cheese. I’ll prepare it all and I’ll make sure that it takes three hours just to prepare. I’m going to have buns with butter on both sides, toasted and grilled. I’m going to melt the cheese on the top bun, Hellmann’s Real Mayonnaise. I want kosher dill pickles sliced nice and thin, diced white onions, slightly grilled until they get almost hard, and some thin jalapeno slices. And then I’m just going to sit back and let the [expletive] just drop on the ground.”
Ben Affleck would like to direct Kristen Stewart.
Kristen Stewart still feels guilty for cheating on Robert Pattinson.
Khloe Kardashian “laughed off” divorce rumors about Kris and Bruce Jenner divorcing.
Model Lara Stone is pregnant for the first time.
Jon Benjamin is a professional.
It’s been 10 years since Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake broke up.
Peter Facinelli has a new girlfriend.
Kim Kardashian is bad at Twitter, politics.
Real Housewife Gretchen Rossi settled her lawsuit against her ex-boyfriend, is now $500,000 richer.
Kristen Cavallari’s baby in a mustache.
Carrie Fisher told a fan that she is going to be in the new Star Wars movie.
American Chopper has been canceled.