Alec Baldwin Rants After His Broadway Show Announces An Early Closing Date

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Alec Baldwin wrote a scathing op-ed about Broadway, the tabloids, and mostly how much he hates New York Times writer Ben Brantley.

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Kiera Knightley married James Righton over the weekend. (This was not included in yesterday's Gossip Roundup because I, too, was blinded by Mama June's wedding instead.

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Kim Kardashian wore this to the Met Gala, Kanye West serenaded her once inside.

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Lauryn Hill was sentenced to three months in prison for tax evasion. She read the following before her sentencing:

"I am a child of former slaves who had a system imposed on them. I had an economic system imposed on me. I sold 50 million units [and] now I'm up here paying a tax debt. If that's not likened to slavery, I don't know what is."

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Vulture noticed a blurred-out blunt in Rihanna's 777 documentary. Oops!

I guess a lot of you out there really want to see an MTV Teen Mom do it! TMZ reports that upon its release, Farrah Abraham's sex tap caused the Vivid.com website to crash and that it garnered 2 million views in its first 12 hours — Kim Kardashian and Ray J's only scored 600,000 in the same period.

Daryl Hannah's ATV was impounded by Malibu police.

Tom Cruise will make a Mission Impossible 5.

Riff Raff pulled a Franco, appeared on One Life To Live.

Jessica Biel wore a fake septum piercing.

Tiger Woods got too drunk and fell down the stairs.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin both posed for pictures with Psy (but not each other).

Cool bikini bottoms, Alanis Morrissette.

Kenya Moore will return to RHOA — as long as the price is right.

Shanna Moakler says that breastfeeding is "incestual and gross."

Ja Rule is out of jail.