I was a swimmer too and had to quit for shoulder problems! The good thing about swimming competitively is that you'll be punished or kicked off the team if you don't go to practice. Now that it's up to me I don't have that motivation because the ramifications are not quite as serious!!…
Got super stoned before going to see Avatar in 3-D. This was at the time when some movie theaters let you pick your seats when you bought your tickets. Showed up and some guys were sitting in me and my friends spots and wouldn't move. I was PISSED so threw my family size bag of skittles…
I was driving around and smoking with my friend and I had a Monster energy drink cracked to keep away the cotton mouth. I had put it in the cup holder a few minutes earlier and when I reached for it, it wasn't there! So I smacked my friend and demanded he give me my drink back. He…
My bathroom is downstairs and my room is upstairs so one night before bed I forgot to change my tampon downstairs, so I took my tampon out in my room, put it in the trash, and just dealt with the pool of blood I woke up in in the morning.
After my 21st birthday I had to go to practice at 5:30 the next morning. My roommates had to wake me up and dress me as I was still drunk, and urge me to keep running during sprints so we wouldn't all get in trouble. Push-ups were the worst- definitely swallowed some puke on those.…
6 dark cherry mikes harder and 3 shots of vodka=me puking black in a toilet and screaming that I was gonna die. Also hopped in the fountain at the front of the hotel I was at. Had to hike up camelback mountain the next morning.
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