The 19 Stages Of Trying To Buy Kate Bush Tickets

    Running up that hill.

    1. Come on! Kate Bush's first gigs since 1979! Let's DO THIS!

    2. Okay, here we go.

    3. Hmmmm.

    4. Well, it's working for some people. Keep trying.

    So psyched!! Got dad @KateBushMusic tickets for his birthday! Ahh he's gonna be happy I think!!

    5. Getting concerned now.

    6. hgfnhgnfhnghfgfbghfbghgnhngh

    Got Kate Bush tickets. Looks like the last night still has lots left.

    7. Come on come on come on come on.

    8. Not helping. Not helping.

    Damn right I got #KateBush tickets. From http://t.co/UQXr2UOFuk. Well easy. Good luck!

    9. Seriously, how hard can it be to just sell some damn tickets on the internet?

    10. I mean, it's not like it's a surprise that people want Kate Bush tickets, is it? What the hell are those bloody "processing fees" going on if not, you know, BUYING SOME BETTER SERVERS? WHY ARE ALL TICKET WEBSITES SO TERRIBLE WHY WHY WHY.

    11. Screw you.

    Got Kate Bush tickets. EAT MY SHORTS, PEOPLE!

    12. [quiet mewling noises]

    13. shutupshutupshutupshutup

    14. DESTROY THE INTERNET.

    15. NO.

    16. HATE ALL THE WORLD.

    17. Noooooooooooooooo.

    18. LOL nope.

    19. Oh well.