What It Feels Like Being A Conservative On The Internet

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What It Feels Like Being A Conservative On...
Dave S

1. What it felt like when Obama was reelected:

2. When the mainstream media calls Obama the next Reagan:

3. When your liberal friends applaud everything that Obama does:

4. When you heard Obama was raising the minimum wage:

5. When you realize Obama’s plans for the deficit are essentially just this:

6. And this:

7. When you see someone wearing an Obama shirt:

8. How it felt watching the SOTU:

9. Every time you see someone on my Facebook feed drinking the Obama Kool-aid:

10. When a liberal loves something Obama did, but hated it when Bush did it:

11. What it feels like to be the only conservative in the room:

12. …When it should feel like this:

13. When Obama takes credits for policies Bush put in place:

14. When liberals say America doesn’t have a spending problem:

15. When liberals try to use the constitution as a defense:

16. As if they ever even read it:

17. What it feels like trying to defend your personal freedoms:

18. Watching liberals blindly put their faith in the government:

19. The direction the country looks like it’s going in:

20. How it feels when you hear Obama is raising taxes yet again:

21. But then you remember that 2016 is only three years away…

24. And you just can’t wait to say…

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    • hgift 3 months ago

      This post is a massive fail not because of its political stance, but because it’s a troll about politics lacking any creativity. If that’s the cheap, lazy and inflammatory road Buzzfeed wants to go down to attract page views, then it won’t be around for the long term.

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    • raleighhadleyr 3 months ago

      I’m sorry, but was the Constitution written and created solely for Conservatives? And personal freedoms? Which one of those are they defending? Marriage rights? Abortion? Birth control access? Freedom of Religion? Yes, please tell me how Liberals tread so hard on those personal freedoms. This is really just embarrassing.

    • patg2 3 months ago

      I’m not a political annalist, but I have a feeling this was put together by a “conservative.”

    • jessiew10 3 months ago

      Gosh, it must be so awful to feel like the part of a minority on the internet. Your party is known, after all, for your sympathy towards women, people of color, LGBT folks and the poor who often have little voice in the real world were a government composed largely of rich old white men making decisions about their lives. But feeling left out on the internet. That must suck.

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    • thetoaster 3 months ago

      Stop with this stupid shit. Leave the trolling for page views to Gawker.

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    • mcjecca 3 months ago

      Ah yes, because Conservatives never criticize Obama for doing things they loved when Bush did.  Regurgitating skewed Fox News talking points in GIF form does not make you educated, knowledgeable, or cute.

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    • cmknowlden 3 months ago

      WHY do you insist on getting political, buzzfeed? Stick to what you’re good at. This post is enough to make me quit you. I think I am, until someone convinces me that I won’t see anymore of this crap. What kind of website are you trying to be? Who is your audience? You’re a hot mess lately.

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    • RicaJ 3 months ago

      Bullshit.

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    • dMcG 3 months ago

      lol at the liberal butt hurt. Liberals are open to all ideas as long as they are liberal ideas… and no, I’m not a republican

    • heartb 3 months ago

      conservatives should conserve the air in their lungs… and whatever the equivalent is on the internet.

    • MisterMagoo 3 months ago

      It’s interesting how everyone turns into a political genius when someone writes an article like this. Everyone believes their comment is insightful and thinks people standing on the other sides views are completely preposterous. People constantly regurgitate crap they hear on either Fox News or MSNBC, depending on which political party’s Kool Aid they are drinking.

    • velvetknight 3 months ago
       

      Wow, this article is some Grade A trolling!

      gold-star
    • Andrew D 3 months ago
       

      Buzzfeed, why are you demeaning yourself by posting these horribly analyzed articles? First we get analysis that says the next Democratic presidential candidate will be black because blah blah blah something something. Then we get some completely misguided reasoning as to “things Obama (did not) do that Bush also did yet liberals support them now) and now we get this? 1. No one should have been caught off guard that Obama was reelected, unless you … actually believed Hannity, Limbaugh, and Dick Morris? 2. I don’t even know what this mean. Some compare him to Reagan, but he’s more Clintonian - which is better anyway. 3. Like when your conservative friends boo everything Obama does….? 4. Academic studies show it does help. But we won’t let fact checkers get in the way of this article, now will we? 5. Keynesian economics, oh no! 6. (see 5) 7. I actually don’t know what this means. 8. Then don’t watch it. I watched Bush’s, because I’m not a child, but to each his own. 9. Is it better or worse than the Tea Party Kool-aid? 10. I have the similar reaction to “when a conservative loves something Bush did, but hate it when Obama does it” 11. Then find new friends….? 12. (see 11) 13. Like….what policies? I can’t think of any - economic at least. And I have a similar reaction to Tea Parties who blame Bush policies on Obama (the recession, TARP, stimulus, deficit spending) 14. We have more of a demand problem. Spending isn’t too much higher than when Bush was in office so….see 13. 15 & 16. Like when Tea Parties sight the Constitution and the Founding Fathers for …. everything? And claim Obama doesn’t understand it - despite being a constitutional lawyer… Yep, you’re right. 17. Are “personal freedom” a side affect of Tea Party Kool-aid? 18. I have a similar reaction to watching conservatives put their blind faith in the the infallible private sector and the mantra that “the government is the cause of all problems” 19. Yes, because Bush left us in such a perfect direction. 20. Tea Party talking point. Because…Reagan and Bush I never raised taxes. Ever. 21. Marco Rubio is quite the stellar candidate, eh?

      tldr
    • Dumily 3 months ago
       

      Homer, I don’t know where to begin to tell you what’s wrong with this one.
      1.) As has been stated previously, if you were genuinely surprised that Obama won, you were not paying attention.
      2.) Surprisingly on this one, I agree with you. Regan was a shitty president. Obama so far has been decent.
      3.) Hi, kettle? Yeah, it’s Monica. You’re black.
      4.) Actually, http://www.uvm.edu/~vlrs/doc/min_wage.htm
      5.) Actually, http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/jan/09/worst-effects-austerity-disability-charity
      6.) And actually, http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/05/24/who-is-the-smallest-government-spender-since-eisenhower-would-you-believe-its-barack-obama/
      7.) What do you mean by this exactly? Is this a sever case of the Rove’s? Because you know that Obama was elected and sworn in as president twice already, right? Fetch has happened.
      8.)This could explain how you would be unaware that Obama was going to win the election. You openly admit that you refuse to follow political events, but still want us to take this “article” seriously?
      9.) Defriend them. It’ll best for the both of you.
      10.) See #2.
      11 and 12.) So you feel like the kickass captain of a star ship, but you want to feel like a guy who play make believe in his underpants? Dude, Picard > The Miz.
      13.) Like what? Do you mean the initial stimulus bill that conservatives have been trying to distance themselves from since it was implemented?
      12.)Arguing that we shouldn’t abandon our elderly, poor, sick and handicapped is not the same as pretending that we don’t have a spending problem. Disagreeing about what needs to be cut from the budget is not the same as saying that the budget is in great shape.
      13 and 14.) Really? I mean, that. Really? Conservatives are the only people who have read the Constitution? You get to claim dibs on the Bible and the Constitution?
      15.) Another one we agree on. Except you see yourself as a beacon of freedom, putting your life on the line to defend America. And I see you as a dumbass in a costume who almost blew his balls off.
      16.) Only liberals believe the government is the best equipped body to respond to specific problems. Which is why conservatives are clamoring to reduce the military budget.
      17.) This doesn’t mean anything.
      18.) The president cannot raise taxes. Congress passes a law to increase or decrease tax rates. The president can only sign or veto laws. Obama did not raise your taxes.
      19.) Given the way conservatives had their asses handed to them in 2008 and 2012, I hope they can put forth a viable candidate in 3 years. Someone who has responded to the social changes in the US in the past 8 years. Someone who acknowledges that most people view laws against same- sex marriage are discriminatory and illegal. Someone who recognizes that the quickly growing minority population is going to have a profound effect on how the country reforms immigration laws, wage laws, health care benefits and the role of the social safety net over the next decades. Someone who believes that we need to protect ourselves from foreign enemies while simultaneously scaling back a bloated military budget. Someone who wants to find a middle ground between allowing business to grow and flourish while not making that growth at the expense of the average citizen. Someone who knows that 98% of women have used birth control, and we would like to keep the government out of any future decisions on if or when we get pregnant. Fuck man, let’s be honest here. You need a conservative who sounds a lot like Barak Obama.

      tldr
    • introvert 3 months ago

      If it’s right wing, it’s wrong. If it’s left wing, it’s wrong. Please, get a life, there are far greater beliefs and values to be had while we’re here.

    • lalchi 3 months ago

      I hate the fact that staunch Democrats and Republicans don’t realize the fact that the neither party’s extreme views have a chance at being successful. I would love to either see a complete end to political parties or else the emergence of a third party that represents the center. Realistically, our government needs to both reduce spending and also encourage businesses to remain in the U.S. We need to recognize and embrace social progress, but not trample individuals’ rights. To all the people who criticize members of either party, it is ridiculous that you lump all the people who voted one particular way into one stereotyped group. I think there are a lot of people out there who consider themselves a member of a particular party, but actually disagree with a bunch of the extreme standpoints.

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    • drewcase 3 months ago
       

      Fail fail fail. Know your audience, Buzzfeed. Please take this shit to Drudge.

      wut
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