If you’re not already dreaming of the Aussie actor, you will be after this post.
As the blog states: “Escape (The Piña Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes is great and it should be in every movie.”
“I met a guy. I made a sandwich. I started a blog. And I enraged feminists everywhere,” says Stephanie Smith.
Athens will fall. While Leonidas and his 300 men fought the bulk of the Persian army, the rest of the legions were still out conquering much of the world. This is that story.
From 300 to Man of Steel, there is nobody better at bringing homoeroticism to the multiplex than Snyder. Yes, for lesbians too! (Slightly NSFW.)
And adding “ing” to speed hump is not an improvement.
And you thought “Twister” was bad! Last week, NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory satellite captured these stunning images of magnetically captured plasma moving like a tornado across the sun’s surface. But even more stunning than this video of the solar tornado are its statistics: it’s estimated to be about as large as Earth itself, with wind gusts approaching 300,000 mph and a temperature of 15,000 degrees fahrenheit. Uh… wow.
Madonna, much like Mitt Romney, is not concerned about the very poor. Here’s Madonna addressing concerns that tickets to her concerts are too expensive. Shorter Madonna: “My fans need to stop whining and get a better job.”
While the war rages on between Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper for Sexiest Man Alive, might I humbly suggest a consensus candidate: Michael Fassbender. Fassbender is the extremely talented Irish actor best known for his roles in “Inglourious Basterds” and “X-Men: First Class.” Here are 28 arguments as to why he is the new sexiness and the only man who can mend our tattered Union.
As the poor sap who was mauled to death by his pet hippo unfortunately found out, hippos are not cute and cuddly—they are 5 ton murder machines. The hippopotamus is not a pet, it is nature’s morbidly obese psychopath.
The How It Should Have Ended crew retells the story of Leonidas and the 300 in true HISHE fashion. Did it really have to be so hard for the Spartans? Really? (via culturepopped.blogspot.com) Watch Video ›
The greatest and most accurate historical film of all time.