Yes, Ryan Gosling has *figuratively* impregnated us all with his PERFECT face and PERFECT body ... BUT NOW ...
And the sound of a million breaking hearts were heard all throughout the Internet:
MANY MANY tears were shed:
Gosling-McAdams loyalists blew out the candles they kept lit all these years:
The high road was attempted to be taken ...
The meaning of life as we know it fell into question:
Heartbreak spread worldwide:
But when you cry yourself to sleep tonight ...
Don't cry because he's having a baby, smile because now he'll be a DILF.