Buzz·Posted on 2 Oct 2013The 30 Stages Of Flat Hunting In LondonUndoubtedly the most painful thing you'll ever experience.by Tabatha LeggettBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You've graduated! You're moving to London! This is the beginning of the rest of your life! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. You know who you are? You're Julia Roberts in Notting Hill. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. You're Harry Potter at Platform 9 3/4. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. You're Mary-Kate and Ashley in Winning London. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. First step: the Internet. Gumtree and Rightmove are about to become your new best friends. 6. A ten minute browse teaches you that you're going to need to quadruple your budget. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. And your commute. 8. But that's OK. You don't need luxury. You just need somewhere to live. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. So you call the estate agent. Everything's gone. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Somehow he convinces you that Essex is the new East London. So you hop on the tube to your first viewing. 11. Two hours later, you're so lost you could cry. But then a shady figure emerges from the shadows. This is your estate agent. 12. "Follow me," he hisses as he lures you up 45 flights of stairs and kicks down the door of the flat you're about to view. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. "Why is this entire room laminated?" you ask. No reply. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. "And what's with the sloping floor?" 15. "And the smell. What's that smell?" 16. "Where are the windows?" 17. "Why have you turned the boiler into a centrepiece?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. "Is this a former prison?" 19. "Oh no," the estate agent laughs. "This is your new home. Spacious, isn't it?" 20. "Not really," you think, as you choke back the tears. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. But apparently four other people are already interested. You're going to have to make an offer. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. And pay a hefty agency fee. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. "It's fine," you tell yourself. "Once the paperwork's sorted, I'll be able to move in." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. Unfortunately, the only person shadier than your estate agent is your landlord. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. Your landlord who has definitely fixed the structural problems you discussed over the phone. 26. And provided a make-shift heater. 27. Even if he did leave BLOOD ON THE WALLS. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. Still, you've made a commitment. You've found a guarantor. It's time to move. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 29. And although your flat is gross, you vow NEVER to move again. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 30. Which is just as well, because even if you're poor, London's pretty much the best. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF