Getting hay out of your clothes is the literal worst.
“Scam all the toffs, the neats and the freaks, blackmail the goths, the slappers and the geeks.”
She was the queen of ’00s fashion.
It’s mostly eating, drinking, and pulling hair out of the drain.
When you’re still wearing matching clothes in high school.
Wine comes from grapes, and grapes are fruit, and fruit is healthy.
Do you know how to empty your hoover?
“I make music for women to cry and eat ice cream to.”
Emo fringes, Playboy belly rings, and combats.
Tony Blair could have been in the “Wannabe” music video.
Unheated tanks, prosthetic eyebrows, and a Pretty Woman moment.
They are the comfiest shoes and you don’t need any others.
Your hair didn’t look good unless you had two greasy strands framing your face.
“To me, you are perfect.”
Is your little girl a Satu or a Maija?
Character essays, bass lessons, and peeing rats.
“Are you just vegetarian because your girlfriend’s vegetarian?”