Is that a Blackpool rock in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
Carmen, Bridget, Lena, or Tibby?
It’s not your fault you’re pretty.
“I have class and you don’t.”
“I know you are, but what am I?”
“Isn’t that called The Kissing Disease?”
Warning: You shouldn’t do any of these things (probably).
Can you get paid for watching TV?
John’s? Pembroke? Girton?
This. Changes. Everything.
But what about Occam’s razor?
GO AWAY, YOU DON’T CARE WHERE I’M FROM.
They were perfect. PERFECT.
If it wasn’t Shaggy, who was it?
Featuring Mean Girls, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, 13 Going on 30, and so much more.
“I’m afraid of time. And not having enough of it.”