3. C is for… Cheating.
Posh people do this a lot. Hugo cheated on Millie. Millie cheated on Hugo. Louise cheated on Andy. Jamie cheated on Tara. And Spencer cheated on pretty much every female cast member ever. If there’s one lesson we can learn from our well-heeled friends, it’s this: NEVER cross the Smackintosh.
13. L is for… Lingo.
So words are different in West London. Here’s a handy guide:
Blates = Blatantly / Defo = Definitely / Dorbs = Adorable / Maybs = Maybe / Obvs = Obviously / OMG = Oh my god! / Soz = Sorry / Pardy = Party / Presh = Precious / Probs = Probably / Totes = Totally.
15. N is for.. Nostrils.
OH HI ANDY’S NOSTRILS. Posh people convey a lot of emotions through their nostrils. Take this gif of Andy wearing an orange jumper, for example. It may look as thought he’s just sighing. What he’s actually saying is, “OMG Louise, I can’t believe you maybe probably maybe spent the night with Niall out of One Direction. That’s really hurtful.”