A Definitive Ranking Of The Eurovision Semi-Finalists, Based On Glitter

    Don't be bitter, glitter.

    Tabatha Leggett
    by Tabatha Leggett

    BuzzFeed Staff, UK

    Note: Denmark, France, Germany, Italy; Spain and the UK are not included in this ranking, as they qualified prior to the semi-finals.

    20. Hungary, András Kállay-Saunders.

    Thomas Hanses / EBU

    A plain black t-shirt and jeans? For Eurovision? Shame on you, András.

    19. Malta, Firelight.

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    Jazzy instrument, not so jazzy outfit.

    18. Norway, Carl Epsen.

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    YAWN.

    17. Iceland, Pollapönk.

    Sander Hesterman / EBU

    Don't get us wrong, these are fantastic suits. They're just not glittery enough.

    16. Belarus, Teo.

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    Strong quantity of beard. Weak quantity of glitter.

    15. San Marino, Valentine Monetta.

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    WHERE IS THE GLITTER? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?

    14. Greece, Freaky Fortune feat. Riskykidd.

    Sander Hesterman / EBU

    It looks nice. It just doesn't sparkle.

    13. The Netherlands, The Common Linnets.

    Thomas Hanses / EBU

    I see a glittery band on a hat in the background. That counts, right?

    12. Azerbaijan, Dilara Kazimova.

    Sander Hesterman / EBU

    I spy, with my little eye, a little bit of glitter on the top of this dress when the light hits it right. That'll do.

    11. Ukraine, Mariya Yaremchuk.

    Sander Hesterman / EBU

    Such a Nicole Scherzinger lookalike! Passable levels of glitter.

    10. Montenegro, Sergej Cetkovic.

    Thomas Hanses / EBU

    Despite wearing no glitter, Sergej redeems himself by incorporating a glitzy dancer into his routine.

    9. Switzerland, Sebalter.

    Sander Hesterman / EBU

    Glittery drum!

    8. Russia, Tolmachevy Twins.

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    Two girl in matching outfits holding a glittery stick. SO GOOD.

    7. Poland, Donatan & Cleo.

    Andres Putting / EBU

    Glittery and traditional. Just excellent.

    6. Armenia, Aram MP3.

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    A glittery strip down the centre of a long coat. So sophisticated. So glam. So Eurovision.

    5. Sweden, Sanne Nielsen.

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    A low-cut dress with sheer sleeves and a glittery section on the chest? Incredible work.

    4. Finland, Softengine.

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    Just perfect.

    3. Slovenia, Tinkara Kovač.

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    A fully excellent dress.

    2. Romania, Paula and Ovi.

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    One out of two of these people is wearing glitter. And that's great.

    1. Austria, Conchita Wurst.

    Andres Putting / EBU

    Extraordinary levels of glitter.