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    27 Inappropriate Lyrics All Millennials Got Down To At Middle School Dances

    "Smack that out on the floor!"

    As millennials, we grew up with the BEST music — but some of it was a little, uh....X-rated.

    Here are 27 super-inappropriate lyrics that we passionately sang in the car with our parents.

    1. "I want to take a ride on your disco stick"

    2. "When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get SPRUNG!"

    3. "Got my seats all wet in my ride" or "Then my pants got bigga"

    Jamie Foxx leaning in towards a girl's face

    4. "Dirty babe / You see these shackles / Baby, I'm your slave / I'll let you whip me if I misbehave..."

    Just Timberlake singing in a suit

    5. "Maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns"

    Nicki Minaj

    6. "Smack that 'til you get sore"

    Akon singing

    7. "Mix your milk with my coco puff"

    Fergie and

    8. "I'm a genie in a bottle / You gotta rub me the right way"

    9. "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"

    10. "I'mma do my thing while you're playing with your (beep)"

    Bicole singing

    11. "When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great"

    12. "I can see you with nothing on / Feeling on me before you bring that on"

    Nelly Furtado dancing on Timbaland

    13. "Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens"

    14. "All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy"

    fake news reporter with the footer "Britney Spears song lyrics spell out obscenity in disguise" in the music video for the song

    15. "I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it"

    LMFAO with his arms around 2 girls

    16. "We went streaking in the park / Skinny dipping in the dark / Then had a ménage à trois"

    17. "Touch my body / Put me on the floor / Wrestle me around / Play with me some more"

    Mariah lying on a bed

    18. "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

    19. "Sticks and stones may break my bones / But chains and whips excite me"

    20. "Go downtown and eat it like a vulture"

    21. "I wanna see your peacock"

    Katy in a straightjacket

    22. "You just put your lips together and you come real close"

    women at the beach and a woman whistling

    23. "Lookin' at me all like she really wanna do it / Tryna put it on me 'til my balls black and blueish"

    the Pussycat dolls singing in front of a graffiti wall

    24. "Picture this, we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor"

    25. "You can feel my burning flame / I'm feelin' kind of n-a-s-t-y / I might just take you home with me"

    Beyoncé singing

    26. And finally: "I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck..."

    man lying dead on the street

    What iconic lyrics did we miss? Which are your favorites? Let us know in the comments!