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    27 Inappropriate Lyrics All Millennials Got Down To At Middle School Dances

    "Smack that out on the floor!"

    As millennials, we grew up with the BEST music — but some of it was a little, uh....X-rated.

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    Here are 27 super-inappropriate lyrics that we passionately sang in the car with our parents.

    1. "I want to take a ride on your disco stick"

    UMG (on behalf of Streamline/Interscope)

    From: "LoveGame" by Lady Gaga

    Us all at 10: "Mom, what's disco stick?"

    2. "When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get SPRUNG!"

    American Recordings, LLC

    From: "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot

    This was my go-to karaoke song as a kid.

    3. "Got my seats all wet in my ride" or "Then my pants got bigga"

    Jamie Foxx leaning in towards a girl's face
    SME (on behalf of J Records)

    From: "Blame It on the Alcohol" by Jamie Foxx ft. T-Pain

    In case you were wondering, the Glee version skipped these parts. 

    4. "Dirty babe / You see these shackles / Baby, I'm your slave / I'll let you whip me if I misbehave..."

    Just Timberlake singing in a suit
    SME (on behalf of Jive)

    From: "SexyBack" by Justin Timerlake ft. Timbaland

    It's officially been 15 years since Justin brought sexy back. Feel old yet?

    5. "Maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns"

    Nicki Minaj
    Cash Money Records Inc.

    From: "BedRock" by Young Money

    Honorable mentions: "My room is the G-spot," and "I love your sushi roll, hotter than wasabi."

    6. "Smack that 'til you get sore"

    Akon singing
    UMG (on behalf of Konvict/Upfront/SRC/Universal Records)

    From: "Smack That" by Akon ft. Eminem

    Honorable mention: "And possibly bend you over look back and watch me"

    7. "Mix your milk with my coco puff"

    Fergie and
    Interscope Records

    From: "My Humps" by the Black-Eyed Peas

    In a song with lyrics like "whatcha gonna do with all that ass" and "the boys, they wanna sex me," this line still wins for most explicit.

    8. "I'm a genie in a bottle / You gotta rub me the right way"


    From: "Genie in a Bottle" by Christina Aguilera

    I definitely did not know what this meant, even though it's super obvious. I think I probably thought it had something to do with Aladdin.

    9. "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"

    WMG, UMG (on behalf of Moulin Rouge / Interscope)

    From: "Lady Marmalade" by Mya, Lil' Kim, P!nk, and Christina Aguilera

    It's okay to sing something explicit if it's in French.

    10. "I'mma do my thing while you're playing with your (beep)"

    Bicole singing
    A&M Records

    From: "Beep" by the Pussycat Dolls ft.

    The Pussycat dolls raised us, and I will not be elaborating on that statement.

    11. "When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great"

    Universal Republic / Konvict

    From: "I Just Had Sex" by the Lonely Island ft. Akon

    This song was peak comedy in 2011.

    12. "I can see you with nothing on / Feeling on me before you bring that on"

    Nelly Furtado dancing on Timbaland
    Geffen Records

    From: "Promiscuous girl" by Nelly Furtado ft. Timbaland

    AKA how I learned what the word "promiscuous" meant. Music is educational!

    13. "Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens"

    Aftermath Entertainment/Interscope Records

    From: "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem

    I still know every word to this song.

    14. "All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy"

    fake news reporter with the footer "Britney Spears song lyrics spell out obscenity in disguise" in the music video for the song
    SME (on behalf of Jive)

    From: "If You Seek Amy" by Britney Spears

    Cue a 30-minute argument with our mom about how this song isn't *technically* swearing.

    15. "I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it"

    LMFAO with his arms around 2 girls
    Interscope Records

    From: "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO

    Oh god, this image gave me flashbacks to those glasses we all used to wear at parties.

    16. "We went streaking in the park / Skinny dipping in the dark / Then had a ménage à trois"

    Capitol Records, LLC

    From: "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)" by Katy Perry

    See: 9 and 12.

    17. "Touch my body / Put me on the floor / Wrestle me around / Play with me some more"

    Mariah lying on a bed
    The Island Def Jam Music Group and Mariah Carey

    From: "Touch My Body" by Mariah Carey

    The second most iconic Mariah song for sure.

    18. "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

    UMG, SME (on behalf of Virgin Records Ltd)

    From: "Milkshake" by Kelis

    A true cultural reset.

    19. "Sticks and stones may break my bones / But chains and whips excite me"

    The Island Def Jam Music Group

    From: "S&M" by Rihanna

    I can't believe Rihanna invented BDSM!

    20. "Go downtown and eat it like a vulture"

    WMG (on behalf of East/West)

    From: "Work It" by Missy Elliot

    Before we had "WAP," we had "Work It."

    21. "I wanna see your peacock"

    Katy in a straightjacket
    UMG (on behalf of EMI)

    From: "Peacock" by Katy Perry

    Can we also just appreciate these lyrics about the "peacock" in question: "I just shed a tear / I am so unprepared / You got the finest architecture / End of the rainbow-looking treasure / Such a sight to see / And it's all for me"

    22. "You just put your lips together and you come real close"

    women at the beach and a woman whistling

    From: "Whistle" by Flo Rida

    Where our sex ed failed, Flo Rida stepped in to teach us a few things.

    23. "Lookin' at me all like she really wanna do it / Tryna put it on me 'til my balls black and blueish"

    the Pussycat dolls singing in front of a graffiti wall
    UMG (on behalf of Pussycat Dolls

    From: "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls

    See 22.

    24. "Picture this, we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor"

    UMG (on behalf of Geffen)

    From: "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy

    The imagery in this song is really something else.

    25. "You can feel my burning flame / I'm feelin' kind of n-a-s-t-y / I might just take you home with me"

    Beyoncé singing

    From: "Naughty Girl" by Beyoncé

    If you didn't sing about how nasty (or dirty, thanks Xtina) you were on the middle school dance floor, were you even a millennial?

    26. And finally: "I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck..."

    man lying dead on the street

    From: "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" by Panic! at the Disco

    You know what, I'll say it. I *still* think this song is sexy.

    What iconic lyrics did we miss? Which are your favorites? Let us know in the comments!