1. Tonight, Mindy Kaling proved what her fans have already figured out: she and her staff are the best at writing cute boys in all of history.
2. All of these guys. Love them. A million XOXOXOXOs, all of you.
3. But especially, ESPECIALLY: Danny Castellano*. This is a man, played by Chris Messina, who I would literally** gnaw off my own hand if it meant he was real and my boyfriend.
*shown here wearing red reading glasses and working on one of his prize gingerbread houses. God help us all.
4. Tonight on The Mindy Project something truly magical happened (please brace yourself)…
5. Danny Castellano rolled up his sleeves and prepared to deliver Dr. Mindy Lahiri*’s Secret Santa gift, explaining that it didn’t cost him a thing**.
- his will-they-won’t-they love interest, obviously.
**not mentioning that it would cost us all our lives.
Source: Fox / JackDonaghy
7. And to the perfect tune of “Try Again” by Aaliyah*.