I don’t have “plumbing,” I have A URETHRA. THAT CONNECTS TO A BLADDER.
Which I will happily drain on sidewalks and park benches if I ever end up in Florida.
I kept waiting for her to say BOOYAH
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Response to 22 Signs You Went To The University Of Maryland:
I went to UMD ages (a decade, woo!) ago, still live in College Park. This list is a huge disappointment. Aside from the sad, sad loss of Wawa, most of this is generic Any College Bullshit Written By Excited Drunk Freshman Chick WOO!
But actually, if nothing else, a good list of eateries for me to keep away from.
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