Whip it, scramble it, quiche it, mug it.
Rock out with your guac out.
Nothing like some hot cheese to melt your troubles away.
Brunch your way off the struggle bus.
Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.
No booty call could possibly compete with these.
Give yourself a high five.
When I dip you dip we dip.
Breakfast will never be the same.
Feeding yourself well doesn’t have to be a struggle.
For your dorm room or anywhere else. Just make sure you don’t share these with anybody.
Trade in your boring sandwich for something hotter.
All hail the fruit power couple of the season.