15 NSFW Disney Jokes Guaranteed To Ruin Your Childhood

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We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the dirtiest Disney jokes they've ever heard. Here are the horrifyingly funny results.

1. Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

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—Kymberley Jamieson, Facebook

2. Minnie told Mickey she wanted a divorce. He responded: "Are you fucking crazy?!" What did Minnie say?

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—Franchesca Katherine, Facebook

3. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

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—strawberrychampagne

4. Where is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?

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—kaylayandoli

5. Why doesn’t Bambi’s friend Thumper make noise during sex?

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—rtayl64

6. Why was Anger so furious?

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—Lauren Black, Facebook

7. What's red and has seven dents in it?

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—pennsyr

8. What do Disney World and Viagra have in common?

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—caitlinw48d

9. What happened after Snow White sat in the bath, feeling happy?

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—Tom Flannery, Facebook

10. What did Cinderella say to her prince?

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—katfarmer

11. Why did Chip and Dale take Daisy Duck to the hospital?

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—pennsyr

12. Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?

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—ellama22

13. Who is Cogsworth's best friend?

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—ahopefulpessimist

14. Why did the Seven Dwarfs go to jail?

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—moka222

15. And, finally, what did Genie say to Aladdin?

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—katfarmer