31 Wonderfully Bizarre Moments From The Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony

A gay kiss! Dancing teacakes! A baton that didn’t work properly!

THE ENTIRE WORLD descended on to Celtic Park in Glasgow on Thursday night to be awed by the Commonwealth Games opening ceremony.

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(And collectively crossed their fingers that nothing would go too wrong.)

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1. It started with John Barrowman blasting his way into the stadium through a giant green kilt.

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2. It was a bit… crazy.

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That’s right, he had a Scottish accent.

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3. This happened not long after.

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4. It was a bit of a random opening, to be honest.

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5. Especially the bit where this guy ran around with no kilt on.

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6. But it was wonderfully Scottish.

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7. Suddenly, out of nowhere, THIS happened!

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8. And everyone was overjoyed.

Well done Scotland. John Barrowman in a same-sex kiss during the opening ceremony. Small, but significant act. #CommonwealthGames

— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts)
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First a gay kiss now multiple gingers on national TV - #Glasgow2014 really is breaking down the discrimination barriers!!!

— Andrew Sharratt (@Andrew_Sharratt)
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9. This was followed by the weirdest selfie of all time.

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10. That’s right, it’s the Loch Ness monster.

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11. Followed by children and cardboard sheep.

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12. And chair dancing.

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13. And barrel throwing. BARREL THROWING.

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Yes, slag off opening ceremony, but let's face it, if any of us were asked it would be like that Simpsons episode where Homer designs a car

— Mark McDonald (@markmcdsnp)
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14. The Queen literally drove into the stadium.

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Parachuting into the stadium is so 2012.

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Would have been cooler and more scottish if Queen had arrived on her drugged up horse #CommonwealthGames

— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam)
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15. Susan Boyle forgot her words during her performance.

Susan Boyle gets about 2 seconds into Mull of Kintyre and forgets the words. Awkward

— Eleanor Crooks (@EleanorcrooksPA)
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16. But it did look absolutely beautiful outside.

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17. Then it was time for the athletes to come out, but OMFG there were DOGS leading out each country.

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18. And they kind of stole the show.

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19. In fact, “kinda” is an understatement.

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20. Seriously now.

It would seem the #CommonwealthGames #ScottieDogs are stealing the show. Here's a peak of team #Scotland chaperone!

— Caledonista (@Caledonista)
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Tomorrow evening's walk is going to be quite a let-down for these dogs.

— Andrew Cotter (@MrAndrewCotter)
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21. Then the parade. Some of the athletes recorded their entrance to the stadium on their iPads.

Taking photos on an iPad during an opening ceremony: nope.

— Jim Waterson (@jimwaterson)
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22. And others made the dreadful mistake of actually talking on the phone.

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23. Or they held their phone like this.

Any athletes seen filming the opening ceremony, with a phone portrait rather than landscape, should be disqualified:

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24. And then Scotland proudly marched through.

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25. And while some people were not impressed by the ceremony…

This is not what Mel Gibson died for #Glasgow2014

— Matt Spurdle (@Spurdle2)
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Pros: Gay kiss. Tea cakes. Dogs. Cons: Everything else. #openingceremony #CommonwealthGames #BBCGlasgow2014

— You name it (@freiahill)
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26. Everyone could agree that James McAvoy’s eyes are absolutely everything.

Are James McAvoy's eyes really that blue!?

— Orchid Digital Ltd (@OrchidDigital)
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27. Sir Chris Hoy ran with the baton to meet the Queen. It was the climax of the whole night.

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All that needed to happen was that the top baton to be pulled off. Why? Well, there was a scroll for the Queen to read inside.

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28. Problem? The top of the baton wouldn’t come off.

This went on for 20 seconds.

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29. The Queen was not impressed at this moment.

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Blimey, that was like trying to solve a Rubik's cube! #phew

— Chris Hoy (@chrishoy)
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31. Still, could have been worse.

I never thought I'd be able to stand in the Celtic Board Room in front of the trophy case. . . with no pants.

— Rod Stewart (@rodstewart)
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