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Can someone explain Pennsylvania to me?

I wish the video had included a reference for scale. I'll believe those tortoises and pancakes were actually tiny when I have solid proof.

Pretty sure this is the 25th time I've seen some form of this article, with the same underlying message that all midwesterners are country. Slow news day, Buzzfeed? Just stop.

By that logic, we should also discourage people from attending school in general. Even at my public high school, I had to pay for books and registration fees, all while following a code of ethical behavior. Coincidentally, I also made friends in the process of attending. Plenty of… Read More

Aw, thanks! You're wonderful. Educating the haters is a tough job, but someone has to do it! ;)

The size diversity of sorority women is clearly represented in these photos, which diminishes the credibility of your argument. Do tell us more about your "extensive experience" in this realm. However, if you're not a part of the system, please refrain from making sweeping generalizations… Read More

And neither does the Clemson incident. Nor does the fact that Penn State's Dance Marathon, a charity event sponsored by the university's Greek community, raised 13 million dollars for pediatric cancer in a single night last year. Let's characterize institutions by their long-running… Read More

Why did you even go to a university and shell out so much tuition money, while plenty of people don't pursue higher education in order to be financially independent adults? Why didn't you go to community college and pay less for the same degree without spending thousands? Perhaps… Read More

If higher education is all about fostering the intellectual development of students, why does it cost ridiculous amounts of money?? If going to the doctor is about curing my illness, why do I pay so much money?? In reality, large organizations (especially those that provide housing… Read More

And yet somehow he got mellifluous right..