Buzz·Posted on Jul 25, 2014This Male Model Is The Eye Candy Humanity DeservesHe's an 11 out of 10.by by Sam StrykerBuzzFeed Staff, by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Ladies and gentlemen, please introduce yourself to German model Andre Hamann. View this photo on Instagram As you can tell, he is what scientists would classify as "really, really, ridiculously good-looking." View this photo on Instagram Men want to be him, and women and EVERYONE wants to be with him. View this photo on Instagram He has abs that only the most accomplished of mountaineers should attempt to climb. View this photo on Instagram We have also heard unconfirmed reports that his hair has been insured for $100,000.* View this photo on Instagram His facial hair game is what we call "strong as fuck." View this photo on Instagram You may want to avert your eyes, because his smoldering stare has been known to cause faintness of the heart, trouble breathing, and even fainting. View this photo on Instagram And his tattoos? They put Da Vinci and Van Gogh to SHAME. View this photo on Instagram Perhaps most important, from our scientific analysis it *APPEARS* as if his face is chiseled from Grecian marble. View this photo on Instagram And even making a silly face couldn't ruin his ***FLAWLESSNESS. View this photo on Instagram But don't worry, he cleans up pretty well too. View this photo on Instagram And he's got that ~bad boy~ edge to him. View this photo on Instagram But don't worry, also knows his way around the kitchen, because he is #HusbandMaterial. View this photo on Instagram Andre would NEVER let you experience ~summertime sadness.~ View this photo on Instagram Oh, and he *CASUALLY* plays the guitar. View this photo on Instagram AND HE IS ANIMAL FRIENDLY. View this photo on Instagram Good luck getting anything done the rest of the day, because we KNOW what you'll be thinking about ;) Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF