1. Because Anne is the embodiment of every struggling twentysomething in The Devil Wears Prada.
2. Yeah, she can be a perky theater kid sometimes. IT'S CALLED ENTHUSIASM, PEOPLE.
3. Anne is also very animal-friendly.
4. She was super endearing as a real-life Disney princess.
5. Because she blossomed right before our eyes. Remember when this was a big deal?
Well, she REALLY came into her own.
6. But Anne isn't all beauty. She's got brain too.
7. Because she is an Ally.
8. Like, she doesn't just talk the talk. She walks the walk.
9. She was strong enough to let millions of people watch her hair get shaved off.
The end result turned out pretty well.
10. Actually, Anne always looks fantastic, no matter her haircut.
Blonde or brunette, short or long, wavy or straight, GURL OWNS IT.
11. Which makes her serious HATTITUDE all the more puzzling.
12. Oh yeah, and in case you forgot, girlfriend has an OSCAR.
13. Also, J.Law can thank Anne for her Oscar.
14. She's also incredibly athletic.
15. Lena Dunham has Anne's back.
Ladies: Anne Hathaway is a feminist and she has amazing teeth. Let's save our bad attitudes for the ones who aren't advancing the cause.
16. Anne kicked ASS as Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises.
17. And she got the approval of POTUS.
Barack Obama said Hathaway was the "best thing" in The Dark Knight Rises.
18. Girlfriend always GETS DAT ASS.
19. She also showed us in The Princess Diaries how to stand up to bullies.
20. Anne successfully quit smoking.
21. Anne also isn't afraid of making fun of herself. On national TV.
22. She hosted the Oscars. With James Franco.
23. Even Tina and Amy had Anne's back after that one.
24. She totally was not afraid of working with Julie Andrews.
25. And then she was brave enough to take on Meryl Streep on the big screen.
26. And finally, fame hasn't gone to Anne's head. She's really just as clumsy as the rest of us.
27. Seriously, she's like the world's biggest klutz.
How can you not love her?
