"I like this hat because it matches my skin-tone, so it gives the illusion I have no face."
"Sorry, this is my no kissing hat.
"Here I'm dressed like a newsie."
"I really don't know how I feel about this one...maybe I need a new hat!"
"Actually, no, it's too normal looking."
"This is the perfect hat to wear when you're having a bad day."
"Damn it! How did they find me? I'm only wearing a giant hat."
"I totally love this hat, even though I can't see where I'm going."
"This is my nothing to see here, just another giant hat walking around."