Buzz·Posted on Aug 14, 201429 Secrets People Who Really Love Food Won't Tell YouSharing is caring, except when it comes to your french fries.by by Sam StrykerBuzzFeed Staff, by Kristin ChiricoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. There is no worse person on Earth than the person who steals your french fries. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. But that rule totally doesn't apply to you, because you steal fries all the time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Even though Mom told you not to, you still snuck in a few snacks before the big Thanksgiving dinner. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. You totally resent people who get their food before you at a restaurant. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. And there is no worse agony in the world than getting your food first at the restaurant and having to be polite and wait. View this photo on Instagram 6. You have absolutely NO shame in asking the waiter for more free bread for the table. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. There is never, EVER any shame in taking seconds — or thirds, for that matter. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. A requirement for making new friends is that they will order late-night pizza with you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Sometimes, you'll convince yourself that you're sadder than you are so that you can enjoy that pint of Ben & Jerry's. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. You watch your food flash before your eyes as you wait the two minutes for grandpa to finish saying grace at holiday meals. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Dealbreaker for a date: someone who steals food off your plate without asking. 12. Your sink is full of spoons covered in Nutella and peanut butter, because that's just how you eat it. 13. You're on a first-name basis with several delivery guys — and may even have a crush on one of them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. When you eat out, you never have leftovers. Ever. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. There are no worse words in the English language than "Do you want to split dessert?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. There aren't three meals in your day, there are five — breakfast, lunch, midday snack, dinner, and late-night snack. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. You have an undying hatred for when your friends tell you "Brunch is at 1!" because you've been hungry since 11. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. You've flaked on plans because you were in a food coma, aka "calling in full." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. Drinking and going out is fun, but the best part of your weekend is actually drunk eating. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. You've nearly ruined at least one friendship or relationship because of your hanger. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. You've definitely paid for something at the grocery store that you've already started eating. View this photo on Instagram 22. That comically "balanced breakfast" with, like, seven items in addition to the cereal is actually a reality for you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. You totally let go of your manners and get food all over your face when no one is watching. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. When you're visiting relatives, the only thing that gets you through the day is knowing there is dinner at the end. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. You've tried to supersize a meal at a restaurant that wasn't McDonalds. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. When you travel, you couldn't care less about the tourist attractions — trying new food is ALWAYS the best part of your trip. View this photo on Instagram 27. You've burned your mouth more times than you can count because you couldn't hold back from eating pizza, cookies, or pie right out of the oven. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. No struggle is more real than having to be polite about who gets the last slice of pizza. (It always should be you.) Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 29. But your deepest, darkest secret is that you will forever love food more than you will love anyone else. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF