ABCs Of The Internet

    26 friendly guidelines for successful Internet usage.

    1. ALWAYS USE CAPS LOCK

    2. Be polite to everyone you meet.

    3. Cats are everything.

    4. Dubstep is important.

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    ... especially when cats are involved.

    5. Equal parts drama and generosity.

    6. Facebook is a scrapbook of your weird life.

    7. GIFs can be used in any situation.

    8. Hedgehogs have bad days, too.

    9. If it's on Wikipedia, double check the source.

    10. Just turn your computer off sometimes.

    11. Katy Perry thinks you're so gay.

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    ... and don't you forget it.

    12. Looks Photoshopped? It probably is.

    13. Meeting people online can be dangerous, so be careful.

    14. News travels incredibly fast.

    15. Only women laugh alone with salad.

    16. People are probably tweeting from more bathrooms than you realize.

    17. QWOP is amazingly difficult, so don't even try.

    18. Ryan Gosling is the hero America both wants and needs.

    19. Spell check is vital.

    20. Tumblr supports pictures, so don't get wordy.

    21. Understand that people are different.

    22. Violate every terms of service.

    23. Wake up to this video every day.

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    ... and you're guaranteed to have no problems.

    24. Xzibit is the most jolly of all the memes.

    25. YouTube can teach you 200 things about the Internet.

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    ... and also how to make funfetti brownies.

    26. Zynga makes the games your mom still plays on Facebook.