14 Cats Who Tried To Help You Cook

You’re making a ton of stuff for the holiday season - no thanks to these guys.

1.

“Listen, I get that you don’t have a lot of time on your hands. And I understand that Nutella hot chocolate is great. But maybe you should go and find yourself a man.”

2.

“I don’t actually care how many dishes you have to wash after making those thumbprint cookies. Get out the baking soda and vinegar because we have a clog situation.”

3.

“Yup, can totally see your bald spot from up here.”

4.

“Not a Le Creuset Dutch Oven, but I bet it’s non-stick. You’re welcome.”

5.

“I’m making a spinach fri-hata instead. Because I hate you. In case you didn’t catch that.”

6.

“Ohhh, cute, they’re just like you! Not very sharp. You should fix that.”

7.

“Shut up, just shut up, I need this. I’m, uh, taste-testing this before you make the caramel apple Jell-O shots.”

8.

“Make something healthy instead. Trust me. My hips don’t lie and neither do yours.”

9.

“Heard you wanted to make orange chicken tonight. Just order take-out.”

10.

“I only have good things to say about these brownies, actually, as you can tell.”

11.

“Hey, it’s a better gift than a “garlic-mincing car,” you gotta give me that.”

12.

“ALL YOU EVER HAVE HERE IS WATER HOW DO YOU SURVIVE HOW WILL I SURVIVE PLEASE ORDER SOMETHING GOD YOU SUCK AT BEING A HOST.”

13.

“You still use jars of pasta sauce? Ha, wow. That takes me back. I do my own canning now, so, y’know, I just make my own.”

14.

“Working with Chef Boyardog over here. Real fun bonding time. We don’t hate each other at all. Perfect family, really.”

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

Facebook Conversations
          
    Hot Buzz

    19 Times The Moon Looked Mental Last Night

    collection

    What Song Would You Want To Hear If You Only Had Minutes To Live?

    collection
    Now Buzzing