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14 Cats Who Tried To Help You Cook

You’re making a ton of stuff for the holiday season - no thanks to these guys.

1.

“Listen, I get that you don’t have a lot of time on your hands. And I understand that Nutella hot chocolate is great. But maybe you should go and find yourself a man.”

2.

“I don’t actually care how many dishes you have to wash after making those thumbprint cookies. Get out the baking soda and vinegar because we have a clog situation.”

3.

“Yup, can totally see your bald spot from up here.”

4.

“Not a Le Creuset Dutch Oven, but I bet it’s non-stick. You’re welcome.”

5.

“I’m making a spinach fri-hata instead. Because I hate you. In case you didn’t catch that.”

6.

“Ohhh, cute, they’re just like you! Not very sharp. You should fix that.”

7.

“Shut up, just shut up, I need this. I’m, uh, taste-testing this before you make the caramel apple Jell-O shots.”

8.

“Make something healthy instead. Trust me. My hips don’t lie and neither do yours.”

9.

“Heard you wanted to make orange chicken tonight. Just order take-out.”

10.

“I only have good things to say about these brownies, actually, as you can tell.”

11.

“Hey, it’s a better gift than a “garlic-mincing car,” you gotta give me that.”

12.

“ALL YOU EVER HAVE HERE IS WATER HOW DO YOU SURVIVE HOW WILL I SURVIVE PLEASE ORDER SOMETHING GOD YOU SUCK AT BEING A HOST.”

13.

“You still use jars of pasta sauce? Ha, wow. That takes me back. I do my own canning now, so, y’know, I just make my own.”

14.

“Working with Chef Boyardog over here. Real fun bonding time. We don’t hate each other at all. Perfect family, really.”

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