1. These delightful men’s pants. Current bid £2.20.
9. This blurry shot, which is apparently of a loom band mankini. And some unidentified flesh. Price £14.99.
Hmm, perhaps the seller’s other images will shed some light on what the mankini actually looks like, and how it’s being modelled.
Oh. Wow. Okay, moving on….
(It’s OK, I think they’re fingers. I hope they’re fingers.)