The 13 Worst Things You Can Buy On eBay That Are Made Out Of Loom Bands

That £170,000 loom band dress has blown the clothes-made-of-plastic-tat market wide open.

1. These delightful men’s pants. Current bid £2.20.

 

2. This revealing dress, currently at £67.

3. This dress, with a starting bid of £1,999.00.

4. This “on trend” toe ring, with a starting bid of £0.99.

6. This attractive green thong. Starting bid £5.

7. These snakes. Current bid £1.

8. These “loom band shorts”, with a starting bid of £20.

9. This blurry shot, which is apparently of a loom band mankini. And some unidentified flesh. Price £14.99.

Hmm, perhaps the seller’s other images will shed some light on what the mankini actually looks like, and how it’s being modelled.

Oh. Wow. Okay, moving on….

 

(It’s OK, I think they’re fingers. I hope they’re fingers.)

10. This tie (now sold).

11. These roomy trousers, starting at £99.

12. This well-ventilated swimming costume, currently at £19.99.

13. And these. While the photos aren’t of things made of loom bands, they are advertising asymmetrial loom band man-thongs (£250.00).

Just imagine all those teeny-tiny rubber bands pinching against your areas.

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