So, wait, your girlfriend is an actual rainbow? Sounds inconvenient.
“Rings? We were supposed to get rings?”
I975 was basically the 1980s, right?
This is “there’s an app for that” for anyone who remembers the slogan “there’s an app for that.”
Chivalry, thy name is “commuter”.
The charity YouthNet has released the “Panic Attack Monster” to help people learn how to cope with them.
A rescue centre is now trying to home the polydactyl kittens.
“I love you, but your smell makes me throw up in my mouth a little.”
Belle lives in Great Yarmouth and travels everywhere by handbag.
Sooner or later, autocorrect gets us all.
Naked people and hairdryers, mainly.
How does a year-long pregnancy work for you?
NO, I CANNOT MEET YOU FOR BRUNCH FFS.
The UK baking show helped Roger the ginger cat recover from his injuries.
Okay fine, a digital artificial human. But still. (H/t io9)
A life with substandard Epoisses and chia seeds is no life at all.
Call me “bumpkin” one more time, my lover.
No one cares about edible glitter.