WARNING: Do not read at night. Or alone. Or with your eyes open.
“Oh, did your parents want a son?”
No bacon today, thanks. Unmute these Vines for maximum viewing pleasure.
Ironic Scotch egg, anyone?
Fifty years after publishers called it “too wild”, Roald Dahl’s missing fifth chapter appears in The Guardian.
Sometimes, when you’re up on the roof, you just have to samba.
Guys, let’s manage expectations on the bleeding edge, yeah?
“He was the only Santa Claus I ever believed in.” – Mara Wilson
I don’t remember what it’s like to breathe through my nose.
Pixie Lott, Edwina Currie, gay bacon – Manchester Pride had it all.
Wait, there are how many Londons? Thanks, knowledgable denizens of Quora!
And juuuuuust big enough for a little cuddle.
If you struggle with panic and anxiety, you’re not alone.
“One woman’s gift to another.”
Jesus riding a velociraptor? Users of RedditGetsDrawn, you are some talented people.
*If you have £15,000 a month to spare.