1.
Moo at cows when you pass them in a car.
2.
Use the Force to open automatic doors.
3.
Ride your shopping trolley around the supermarket.
4.
Enter all rooms in the style of a SWAT team leader.
5.
Spice up your commute by not stepping on the cracks in the pavement.
6.
Slide down the stairs on your bum, no matter what anyone tells you.
7.
Run up the stairs on your hands and feet, making gorilla noises.
8.
Only eat chicken nuggets that are shaped like dinosaurs.
9.
If you're going to play video games, do it in a pillow fort.
10.
Sing "doo-DOO-doo-doo-doo" whenever you hear the word "phenomenon".
11.
Get about your house by galloping like a horse.
12.
At every opportunity, slide across the floor in your socks.
13.
Go "neeeeaaaaaooooooowwwwww" whenever you overtake someone.
14.
Eat breakfast for dinner. Just because you can.
15.
Eat cake batter off the spoon. Just because you can.
17.
Pretend your LED lights are lasers, and make pew-pew noises whenever you use them.
18.
Meow randomly throughout the day.
19.
Buy a colouring book and some really good colouring pencils, and go nuts.
21.
Use kids' shampoo. It smells of MELON and CHERRIES. Not provitamin B5 and broken dreams.
22.
And finally, fart on your loved ones.
