4. Anyone who stands on the left.
6. When the worst happens.
7. Whoever came up with this sign.
9. Rail replacement buses.
11. Subbing errors.
12. Tesco selling products like this.
14. Nigel Farage.
17. Train delays.
19. And the misuse of the word literally.
20. Unexpected facial hair.
21. The Northern Line.
22. When we can’t moan about the weather.
23. Chris Brown.
OK, maybe that one’s not exclusive to Brits. And yes, that’s Ricky from Eastenders.