Britain will put up with a lot – but don’t you dare try putting mince pies in our crisps!
Jamie Carragher and Thierry Henry have given us new relationship goals. Pun intended.
Brendan Rodgers truly is the man who puts a smile on the face of everyone he meets.
Irren ist menschlich, das gilt auch für Designer. Via /r/CrappyDesign.
If you don’t know much outside the Premier League this probably isn’t the quiz for you.
Before you get angry, remember that crappy designers are people too. Terrible, terrible people. Via /r/CrappyDesign.
They don’t make ‘em like this any more. That might be a good thing.
Can you spot the difference between the real Premier League badge and the very similar impostor?
Think your a grammar perfectionist? This is the quiz for you.
Please mind the gap. And close your legs while you’re at it.
For anyone who’s ever been soaked after standing on a loose paving slab.
Twitter’s finest hour? I’d say sow. For a full explanation of the story, and a LOT more jokes, click here.
Du gris, du gris et encore du gris.
For Thursday nights are dark and full of terrors.
FYI, Waitrose – water is essential, crème brûlée is not.
How well do you remember Leeds’ most famous pub crawl?
“Oh, he is good. Taboo-busting, semi-incomprehensible pep talk.”
How do you really feel about missing out?