TfL recently ran a competition asking people to come up with their own poems about tube etiquette. We had a go ourselves, and got a little bit NSFW.
Needless to say, you’ll have the last laugh.
Don’t worry, you’ll NEVER stop finding Cockfosters amusing.
There ain’t no party like a party that has Party Rings.
If you’re the person who spent their entire university experience on Sporcle then this is the quiz for you.
Like Tinder, but for jokes.
Looks like Vince Gilligan has been up to his old tricks.
Do not attempt this unless you’re a massive flag geek or you will cry.
Jokes? Where we’re going, we don’t need…jokes. Oh no, wait. We actually do.
Yes, Mother’s Day is this Sunday. You are welcome.
Do you know your Turkey from your Turkmenistan?
And we didn’t even mention Vegemite once.
It seems you guys have been rather busy since 1776. We have some questions.
For anyone whose life is one big awkward silence.
Oh and for the record, she said it was definitely blue…
Why IS Nando’s always so cheeky?
Dangers: Ninjas and pirates and lasers and shit.
Those who arrive, survive.