I know a cracking owl sanctuary. How about it?
Spoiler: You’re definitely a dick.
“I can write jokes. I just choose not to.”
Mark never has his travelcard ready. Twat.
“My best mate’s a potato”, and other stories. Via ReallyRealLife.
Have you ever, ever felt like this?
“That’s what praying is, really. A posh moan.”
“Well, for once, the rich white man is in control.”
I’ll be there for you, when the rains (of Castamere) start to fall.
Cast your mind back to 1996. The year of the Spice Girls, Independence Day, and Liverpool wearing ~that suit~ to the cup final.
Feeling patriotic? You certainly won’t be after this.
More difficult and soul destroying than trying to change lines at Bank during rush hour.
For everyone who knows what it feels like to run out of samphire.
Have you been keeping track of the managerial merry-go-round?
“Because evolution can’t be seen, it’s hard to believe in, like electricity or skeletons.”
Do your know your Mauritius from your Mauritania?
“Too self-conscious to pay for Starbucks with the Apple Watch” and other tales. Via @middleclassprob.
Time to find out if you’re as much of a statto as you think you are.