“Sorry! My friend typed that…” (H/T @MSNMesenger)
Have YOU ever seen a closed Chicken Cottage?
Ah ah ah, you didn’t say the magic word.
Sorry in advance for any childhoods we may ruin.
Britain is broken. Sorry, everyone.
Surely there isn’t a place called Titty-Ho… right?
“It’s a fact that no one truly knows how cricket works.”
For anyone who knows that chips, cheese, and gravy count as three of your five a day.
The One With the Inevitable Anticlimax.
If you’re worried it starts a little too easily, we promise it gets harder…
If the 1993-94 quiz whetted your appetite, here’s the next installment…
It’s a wonder you made it this far.
When you play the game of elections, you win or you die.
Maybe the world isn’t so bad after all. Maybe.
He’s just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there’s no way anyone can prove otherwise. #Corrigan4PM
“Possibly wet paint. Unless it has dried.”
Notes were the original text messages.
Let’s roll some tits up the flagpole and see if anyone gets wood. Contains some NSFW language, obviously.