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    22 Faces Every Londoner Will Instantly Recognise

    Because there is NO better feeling than the tube doors stopping exactly where you're stood.

    1. When someone starts eating really smelly fried chicken on the tube at 5pm.

    2. When the bus driver pulls away even though he can see you coming.

    3. When the person in front of you doesn’t have enough money on their Oyster.

    4. When your friend tells you they've bought a house in a desirable part of town.

    5. When you’re trying to walk down the south bank but can’t move thanks to the thousands of tourists.

    6. When you try to go for dinner at the latest pop up restaurant and there’s a two hour queue.

    7. When your friends from home come to visit and they’re constantly impressed that you know your way around.

    8. When someone tries talking to you on the tube.

    9. When someone who doesn’t know London very well suggests meeting in Leicester Square.

    10. When you find your colleague on Tinder.

    11. When there’s a dog on the tube!

    12. When you walk past the e-cigarette cafe in Shoreditch and remember that’s a thing that exists.

    13. When you walk past the cat cafe in Shoreditch and remember that’s a thing that exists.

    14. When you’re watching The Apprentice and they walk past your workplace.

    15. When you leave London for the first time in five months and see actual fields.

    16. When you have to wait more than three minutes for the next tube.

    17. When you hail a cab and feel like an actual grown up.

    18. When you walk past an estate agents and look at the house prices.

    19. When it's raining and you’ve waited ages for a bus to turn up, then when it does it’s so full that it doesn’t even stop.

    20. When the tube doors stop EXACTLY where you’re stood.

    21. When your friend who lives in Zone 4 asks you to come and visit.

    22. When someone asks if you'd ever leave London.