1. Winchester Cathedral is the greatest cathedral ever built.
2. Micheldever Wood is a gorgeous unknown spot of tranquility.
3. In fact, the whole damn county is green and luscious.
6. But they’re also a bit of a pain.
“Get out the f***ing way!”
8. However, this ugly grey monstrosity in Southampton is actually where you end up spending most of your weekends.
9. You’ve spent far too many nights in here – simply because it’s open later than anywhere else.
12. It’s actually remarkably easy to get around the country from Hampshire and just an hour from London on the train.
15. Bar 3one in Winchester is really called Bar Bone and really called Molokos.
16. The Mary Rose is the best thing about Portsmouth (and it sank almost 500 years ago…).
18. Jesters nightclub in Southampton is just the worst.
19. Clowns next door is pretty bad too.
21. As is the sleepy town of Stockbridge.
“CAN WE FEED THE DUCKS?!”
22. People in Hampshire like to waste police time in odds ways.
The three people later came forward and said it was a prank.