I want to like this over and over again

People still drink Mountain Dew?!? Ugh! My insides are screaming.

it could be like the interlock starters that convicted DUI drivers have to use to start their cars. You have to plug your cell into it to start your car. it would then disable your phone from sending messages or allowing you to make or answer calls until the car is in park. It would only be used for people who have been pulled over for talking or texting on their cellphones.

This post is dumb. How about…”Here's a mug shot of the Blink 182 cover model”…far less douchey.

Return ANY library books you check out, not just from your school. Little known fact I found out the hard way…certain libraries will send your late fees to collectors. I have $150 library fee on my credit score now b/c I turned in several books a few months late. I'm not saying I shouldn't have the library fee, that's fine, but to effect my credit score?? Bullshit.
Thanks public library!

Flash Dance and Madonna. And Yuppy Couture. I think the Breakfast Club was more of the “rebel” look. I think SJP and Helen Hunt in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun have it right. A little from column A and a little from column B. Helen Hunts clothing was AWESOME in that movie!

Blah blah blah. Traditional marriage. Word of God. Etc. Etc. Bring something new to the debate table anti-gay followers. Your current argument is tired and invalid. Honestly, I just wish they'd come right out and say they don't like homosexuals and stop hiding behind the “I support traditional marriage and family values” nonsense.
No, you don't.  You don't.
If you did, you'd be outside every courthouse trying to ban divorce and outside every hospital yelling at the unwed mothers who are leaving with their newborns and no wedding rings. You are skeeved out by the thought of two dudes making out and were exposed somehow to some hardcore p0rn at some point in your life, so you assume that what happened there is what ACTUALLY happens in a same sex relationship and you are grossed out.

no, she doesn't.

“Who park bad…” LOL!!

“I was getting some sheets down at Bed Bath & Beyond. Man, they’ve got so many sheets! I was looking around, and I saw this guy, and he didn’t know what to buy, he looked all confused, and he looks over at me and goes: “Man, this is why I need a girlfriend”. And I was like… Really? THIS is why you need a girlfriend? So, if you had a girlfriend you wouldn’t even be here. You’d be back at your house, sitting on a La-Z-Boy, drinking beer, going, “BITCH, GO GET SOME SHEETS! Yeah, I’m in a RELATIONSHIP now, I don’t have to buy my own DOMESTIC GOODS! Pick up one of those bottles we can put sticks in and make the room smell like vanilla bean, I been FARTING ALL DAY, it smells like shit in here!””
— Aziz Ansari