“Frosties are just Cornflakes for people who can’t face reality.”
It’s OK, your knitting is world-class.
From Pay day to Mayday in no time at all.
Get over yourself. These guys are the real party animals.
Being in your mid-twenties is RUFF.
When I grow up I am going to have my sh*t together.
I should have just taken the bus.
Gurrrlll, hairstylist Jonathan has RETURNED and he’s serving some straight up Game of Thrones REALNESS, okaaay?
It was only a matter of time.
I’m just going to take a nap right here.
“Are you sure that’s a good idea?”
If hours spent cringing counted on your time sheets, you’d be working overtime.
“Excuse me, waiter? I’d like to order some wine to go with my wine please.”